Normal, well-fitting shirt: Good lad
Shirt but it's got a whacky design: Probably some annoying cunt compensating for the lack of a personality.
Plain t-shirt or t-shirt with simple pattern: Good lad
T-shirt with huge brand name across it: Sheep of babylon, essentially paying loads to be a walking billboard.
T-shirt that has something obnoxious such as 'beer we go!' or the like: 89iq moron

Soccer jersey: bydlo
GAA jersey: cultchie
Rugby jersey : posh cunt for Leinster or Ireland, cultchie for Munster
Any other sport jersey: poser or tourist

The four above are all pretty poor taste unless it's match day.

T-shirt with...

Band I like: My nigga
Band that is popular and I don't like: 'Way to advertise your shit taste in music, cunt'
Obscure band: Well you look weird but you don't give a fuck so I can respect that.

Video game: This is the absolute lowest of the low, anything else I could forgive but these people really need to have a long hard look in the mirror, smash the mirror with their face then slit their wrists with the shards of glass. Disgusting. Sick.


t. slightly judgemental


Onions welcome