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At 21 I began getting a lot of attention from females, and when I look back on those days now, it makes me very sad. After being small, with glasses and braces, and having an older brother who did everything in his power to make me feel worthless, I got tall, got my braces off, got contact lenses, and began to work out. I looked much better, but when girls were nice to me, I was suspicious. I couldn't believe that women were attracted to me, so when women were practically throwing themselves at me, I just assumed I was mistaken. I lost my virginity at 22 to a cute blonde girl who seemed to be in heat. She basically stared at me until I talked to her, we exchanged phone numbers, and when I got home from work (still happy about having gotten her number) the phone was ringing, and it was her, wanting to know if she could come over!
Anyway, I realized my hairline was creeping up around the time I turned 22, and before long that devastated the small amount of self confidence I had built up. I've only ever had a couple of girlfriends, both short flings with mentally unstable girls that ended soon. It's been 34 years since I last got lucky.
Evolutionarily, if I hadn't been so retarded, I would have been married and already had kids by the time my hairline's recession became apparent, and I'm sure the same is true of most who suffer from male pattern baldness. It's similar to hot latinas who blimp out after their first kid - their good looks lasted long enough to reproduce.
