SCENE: Bevis and Butthead are outside their gas station sitting on the side walk
BUTTHEAD: Uhh, Bevis, do you, like, have any money
BEVIS: Ummm, nope looks like I don’t Butthead
BUTTHEAD: This sucks! No we can’t eat anything!
Butthead smacks Bevis
BEVIS: Ow! That hurt buttmunch.
BUTTHEAD: Shut up and start begging for change.
BEVIS: Ummm, okay
Bevis gets up and walks over to the first guy he sees
BEVIS: Do you, like, have any change
BLACK GUY: Aaayyyyy yooooooo wha dis crack privilge fuker asking. Any change?
BEVIS: Ummmm, what?
BLACK GUY: Fuck nigga imma bout to finna axe u 4 sum change
The black guy grabs them both and shove them to the ground
BUTTHEAD: Uhhh this sucks
BEVIS: Yeah hehehe
The black guy walks up to them and accidentally bumps into Todd and Todd steps on the black guys shoes. The black guy visibly turns red even though he is black.
BLACK GUY: Aaayyyy yoooo whypipo gotz no respect. Who u r cracker?
BUTTHEAD: Uhhh, that’s Todd. We’re, like, in his gang
The black guy looks worried and pulls out a gun
BLACK GUY: Oooohh sheeeeeit they called back up
Todd rips off his sleeves and reveals a swastika and 1488 tattoos. He grabs the gun out of his hands and starts beating up the black guy
TODD: Die nigger die!!!
BEVIS: Wow!
BUTTHEAD: This rules!
BLACK GUY: Ahhhhh sheeeeit he finna kill me! I diddn do nuffin! Helps me! Helps me! I can’t breathe!
TODD: Shut up
Todd curb stomps the black guy until his head explodes. Todd then walks up to Bevis and Butthead and puts his arm around them.
TODD: It’s all right to be white
BUTTHEAD: Hahaha! You are so smart and cool, Todd
BEVIS: Yeah! Hehehehe! We, like, learned a valuable lesson!
