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Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 22:21:47 No.18012747 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18012748 >>18012749 >>18012753 >>18015006

whats the best trade to get into and why is it delivery driver ?
>drive a safe and well maintained van or truck
>deliver packages
>fuck peoples wives while delivering the packages
>be part of a growing company
>do work that MATTERS
>get paid to workout(hell yeah)
>meet lots of friendly non-aggressive fur babies that would never hurt a fly
>great pay, great benefits like medical dental vision etc !!
>make a difference in americas future
why arent more people doing this ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 22:31:11 No.18012748 Report

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>>18012747
>fuck peoples wives while delivering the packages
you must be 18 to post here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 22:39:18 No.18012749 Report

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>>18012747
>Have to bring your own bottles to pee in
>Have to deliver sectional furniture to 5th-story apartments
>Have to make a 5pm pickup even though you're done with everything else at 2pm
>Spend 30 minutes outside gated communities every morning waiting for someone to let you in
>Have to use your own phone to pull up the delivery map, gets burned into your screen
>Get tattled on for not wearing a mask when delivering
>Morning stand-up meeting
>Everyone else who works there is a thug

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 22:56:07 No.18012750 Report

Quoted By: >>18012758

electrician if you are lazy and dont like getting dirty
carpenter if you enjoy making things and physical work
bricklayer if you want to get shredded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:11:28 No.18012751 Report

Quoted By: >>18012775

MY EYES ARE GETTING WEARY
BACK IS GETTING TIGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:14:49 No.18012752 Report

Quoted By: >>18012757 >>18012762 >>18012770

23 y/o NEET considering my options before I get too deep in. Considering getting a CDL. Being a white man with bad hs grades, no connections and shit work history I'm already pretty much gatekept from most apprenticeship opportunities and good trades. Any recommendations would be appreciated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:15:51 No.18012753 Report

Quoted By: >>18012754 >>18012759

>>18012747
It’s actually the worst job
>shit wage, yet you have actual responsibility to not kill people unlike say waiters
>if you crash the van you’re financially fucked
>getting attacked by dogs
>public treats you like shit
>fucked back from jumping in and out of van and sorting through parcels in the back

t. drove for amazon for a year and hit all my targets, and was the only English driver there, alll others black, paki or romanian

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:19:26 No.18012754 Report

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>>18012753

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:19:58 No.18012755 Report

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>Be me
>journeyman welder and electrician and Irata tech.
>work on cranes on live oil extraction site
>work half the year and make 130k and pension
>sit on my ass waiting for things to break for probably 35% of my time, browsing /pol/ and talking shit with co workers...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:20:00 No.18012756 Report

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Definitely Delivery driver/courier/parcel but only if you get your own contract and get paid by stop, delivery or package. The tax write-offs you get per mile can make up a huge chunk out of your taxable income, throw you earnings back into another rig and start a fleet. That is my dream, I want to pay wagies to drive dodge caravans delivering packages while I pay them minimum wage but let them do their route at their own pace, if they want to milk the clock and work for 12 hours they will be paid accordingly if they want to hustle and finish 8 hour routes in 4 I will let them know they are worthy of possible contracts. I've worked fed ex, marijuana delivery, ontrac, medical/healthcare industry and all for wages, it was only the healthcare/specimen collection industry that gave me a shot at being my own self employed contractor and have been very happy with my job, work less than 20 hours a week and earn anywhere from 30-35 per hour. Hope to get a cdl license and write that off as a business expense. Good luck man, wagmi. I'm not sure about wife fucking though, most of the packages I delivered when I worked at fedex or ontrac was for low income money wasters or welfarians.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:21:58 No.18012757 Report

Quoted By: >>18012760

>>18012752
Don't work for the jews

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:22:16 No.18012758 Report

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>>18012750
>bricklayer
what are you breakin' by balls wiseguy? you think im gonna work in the muck with the mulignans or spics in the shit? get the fuck outta here pal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:23:48 No.18012759 Report

Quoted By: >>18012761 >>18012767

>>18012753
>Amazon for years
I'm on week two and I already feel like I'm not going to bother showing up after July...
Idk if bong Amazon is different if it's anything like mine idk how you could pull so many u-turns on those tiny roads.

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:25:00 No.18012760 Report

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>>18012757
I'm really trying not to, checked btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:26:13 No.18012761 Report

Quoted By: >>18012764 >>18012765

>>18012759
I heard they keep track of you by gps, dashcam and selfie camera, also activated by events such as hard braking or yelling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:27:31 No.18012762 Report

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>>18012752
Phone company field tech. Pretty easy to get into. They teach you everything. Solid pay and benes. Work away from an office. Instant gratification for work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:27:35 No.18012763 Report

Quoted By: >>18012774

Also it looks like FedEx is just as busy as Amazon but they get heavy ass packages.
USPS or getting a CDL seems like the delivery jobs that don't suck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:30:55 No.18012764 Report

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>>18012761
>Such as hard braking or yelling.
OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORN-ACK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:32:00 No.18012765 Report

Quoted By: >>18012766

>>18012761
Idk I just ignore the cameras if dispatch wants to see me raging they can go right ahead lmao.
Stupid stressful job that sucks dick.
The driving g is the actual fun part and I get paid by the hour so fuck it I'll go 10 under the limit I don't give a shit.
The coworkers and my DSP managers are solid people but the work itself is fucking trash.
Also what the Bong said about the public being total faggots is 100%.
Cart your fat ass down to the store if delivery vans on the street bother you so much like your trip across the state during rush hour to buy fucking donuts is the most important thing ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:37:06 No.18012766 Report

Quoted By: >>18012777

>>18012765
Addendum, I remember this Semi driver guy on /o/ that would shit on car people.
He's right, unless it's some super rare once in a lifetime car like the goddamn Batmobile I no longer give a shit about cars or how good you think you are at driving.
So many clown in fart can Subarus/racer boi cars that think anybody gives a shit about how good they are at hitting gaps.
It's 2pm on a Tuesday faggot get a job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:37:56 No.18012767 Report

Quoted By: >>18012768 >>18012771 >>18012773

>>18012759
You would have a heart attack if you saw the roads in London. Nowhere to park, scum traffic wardens everywhere waiting to ticket you, commie blocks with 60 floors, and of course manual gears

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:40:26 No.18012768 Report

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>>18012767
>apartments
I bet they gave you the wrong front door codes and shit too the fucking niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:41:15 No.18012769 Report

Quoted By: >>18012772

Imagine being a DSP slave KEK
>This post made by FLEX gang

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Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:41:49 No.18012770 Report

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>>18012752
Become a maid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:42:28 No.18012771 Report

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>>18012767
delivery charges should be MUCH higher,

getting something to my doorstep should rival the cost of having to drive to wherever its shipped from and pick it up myself.

With proper delivery fees. Delivery drivers could then park in paid parking garages and use a cart to take the packages to the door, and the customer should be billed for the parking rate and the extra time it takes to walk the package.

Its just absurd that any sort of professinal driving professions are expected to break the law just to perform their job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:43:09 No.18012772 Report

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>>18012769
You can do both if your crazy lol.
The tattler software isn't that strict so you can drive those vans kinda spicy.
Dirt roads are fun you can get a little sloppy and the Ford vans are RWD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:44:00 No.18012773 Report

Quoted By: >>18012776

>>18012767
its the same over here in our cities tho city cops generally dont give a shit about traffic infractions unless you run a redlight or hit someone, you need to start worrying about that shit when you head out to the more rural areas because they're generally low crime and the cops/state troopers have nothing better to do than run radar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:45:14 No.18012774 Report

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>>18012763
fed ex had me delivering tables, bicycles, treadmills, trampolines, fucking tires from walmart. Truck full to the brim with packages to where you can't even walk or maneuver around the back so you have to sort everything meticulously in the morning sort/load, one hard turn however tosses everything into a heap of shit and that always happened.. It's unbearable in the middle of summer, and the customer rarely greets or thanks you they always hide when they see you arriving with their heavy ass package. There are some houses that leave a tray full of snacks but that is very rare. The delivery man is underappreciated and under tipped imo, if anyone should be tipped for their services its the fedex/ups guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:46:12 No.18012775 Report

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>>18012751
IM SITTING HERE IN TRAFFIC
ON THE QUEENSBOROUGH BRIDGE TONIGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:46:29 No.18012776 Report

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>>18012773
>rural
So many dudes ordering packages just to threaten the delivery driver.
There's two kinds of rural people, cool old guys that are excited just to see people and LDS larpers that hate everyone and probably fuck their kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:47:43 No.18012777 Report

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>>18012766
>clown in fart can Subarus/racer boi cars
kek, I always chuckle when I see these dickheads zipping around passing cars in traffic jams and the boomer in the rv ends up catching up to them just the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wJeZclnE Sat 01 Jul 2023 23:54:37 No.18012967 Report

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I am a delivery driver. I don’t understand why people don’t rob me and take everything I am delivering every day. it’s not that hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E2C+lzXA Sun 02 Jul 2023 05:38:40 No.18015006 Report

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>>18012747

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