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Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:00:43 No.18044039 View View Reply Original Report

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What are the political implications of the high water levels in US toilets?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:01:39 No.18044040 Report

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For bigger american shits. You should see the Texas toilets

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:01:59 No.18044041 Report

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>>18044039
BTW my dick would dip into the water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:02:17 No.18044042 Report

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>>18044039
You are gay

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:02:18 No.18044043 Report

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Are Germans so Poop oriented, that they made Indians so mad and jealous of their master KRAFT Pool toilet engineering? Kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:03:52 No.18044044 Report

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>>18044039
Doesn't all this water splash your ass? I have a normal toilet, and I still get kissed by Poseidon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:13:49 No.18044045 Report

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>>18044039
because the average american has chronic diarrhea the prevention of odor causes the suicide rate to go down so the american, aka. the blob, don't hate himself because he's so gross.
Simple.
all the water catches the odor, the side effect of which is that the average american runs the risk of seeing their reflection. we have decimated this risk by using a white color which reduces glare.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:15:05 No.18044046 Report

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>>18044039
guess why they do it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:15:45 No.18044047 Report

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>>18044039
THS is a traditional American toilet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:16:05 No.18044048 Report

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>>18044039
They take these pictures from their bathtub.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:16:28 No.18044049 Report

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>>18044047

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:18:19 No.18044050 Report

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>>18044039
what are the political implications of germans having a poop shelf?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:19:20 No.18044051 Report

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>>18044039
The splash when the turd hits the water cleans your asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:20:14 No.18044052 Report

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>>18044050
Anyone with some medical knowledge knows that just by looking at their own shit you can spot many deficiencies or illnesses.
>looks at flag
never mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:22:28 No.18044053 Report

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>>18044050
>>18044052
the result is the highest scat fetish production and consumption per capita in the entire world

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:22:57 No.18044054 Report

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>>18044053
Wondering where germans got that from. Makes sense now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:26:24 No.18044055 Report

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>>18044050
It's no longer very common here, but it is pretty useful when you have to provide a stool sample for medical reasons. I had to do this once and I wished I had a poop shelf ngl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:27:04 No.18044056 Report

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>>18044049
please tell me it was just for show... US-tards.. please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:28:21 No.18044057 Report

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>>18044039
the splashback is real

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:30:18 No.18044058 Report

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>>18044039
The political implications are that when the fill valve ice caps melt due to climate change, American toilets will all see catastrophic bowl water level change, and risk overflow with devastating consequences for household livability.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:31:25 No.18044059 Report

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Politically speak it's convenient.
Permiting longer political contemplations while on the throne!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:31:39 No.18044060 Report

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Most of our new toilets hold like a cups worth of water though. They're all water savers now. They work okay but they tend to leave more skidmarks. I don't know, not a big deal if there's a toilet brush nearby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:32:48 No.18044061 Report

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>>18044044
Lmao, no, it doesn't!
Probubly much less then European toilets, spash wise!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:33:42 No.18044062 Report

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>>18044049
This absolutely shocked me!
I don't know... how!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:35:22 No.18044063 Report

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>>18044058
Millions of americans will be rendered homeless?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:36:17 No.18044064 Report

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>>18044041
Yea ours do too so that's why we don't have foreskin creates bacterial infection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:37:22 No.18044065 Report

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>>18044052
Correct.
You can still do, um, self assessment using North American type of toilets with ease, ewz lol!

Honestly all house related convencinces are better here then in Europe.
Without exaggiration.

Well in the Balkans our baths rooms are larger, fully tiled, easy to wash as it drains in the bathroom. Nit shower, big tub, tons of room often bigger then a bedroom.
And apartment windows were larger, cielings taller.
Everything else is better here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:37:26 No.18044066 Report

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>>18044039
I examine my poop before I flush after I turned 30, sorry anon. I care about myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:37:45 No.18044067 Report

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>>18044045
>>18044044
>>18044046
>>18044047
>>18044048
>>18044049
>>18044050
>>18044051
>>18044053

my mom used to say "if your ballsack dont get wet, you didnt take a shet"
she used to tell us to hold our poop in sometimes for days so that it would be bigger. if it didnt make a splash, you wont go to the town bash she said and shed ground us. she regularly inspected us for water on our ass afferwards and if there was none we were in deep trouble

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:38:00 No.18044068 Report

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>>433999999

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:38:25 No.18044069 Report

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>>18044063
The government is prepared for the eventuality. Hundreds of millions of biogas toilets will be installed as shown in pic related at a meagre cost of $780,000 per unit, all paid with taxpayer funds using a government loan program. Recipients will pay just 18% APR interest on the loan. Sadly, those who cannot afford it will be left without a pot to piss in, as relieving yourself outdoors is illegal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:38:37 No.18044070 Report

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>>18044063
Americans burn down the remains of their log cabin and just build a new log cabin next to it. Just like back in the Middle Ages, the British shit in every corner of their castle and when the smell was no longer bearable they simply built a new castle next to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:39:50 No.18044071 Report

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>>18044069
I'll shit in the forest like a animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:39:56 No.18044072 Report

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>>18044069
Wtf is that thing!
A pump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:40:14 No.18044073 Report

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>>18044063
It's amazing to see how long a tradition can last.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:50:57 No.18044074 Report

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>>18044071
This stunning and brave transgender park ranger will slash your tent like the cops do to homeless people in the city. Then you'll be fined and locked in a cage with a bear and an eagle to be eaten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:53:55 No.18044075 Report

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I think the poop knife would get wet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jul 2023 22:55:16 No.18044076 Report

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>>18044067
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