>>18091985Ah, It's a long story, but basically:
>Apple hates programmers>Android hates consumers>And I'm just supposed to pick one?both of them are getting better, but for now, I'll keep my Samsung shitbrick I bought for $100 used. Android 13? That's for losers. We're rocking eight, babeeee
a top tier phone sounds good, but I really only care about GPU speed, and SSD speed. That's all people notice, anyway.
>>18092004all three?
And hey, I don't think you are gay. Either of you, really. You understand, we are all so lonely we'd accept a talking toaster if it told us it believed in us. But that doesn't make us toastersexual, just lonely.
I think what you want is both a bro, and a sexual partner, and for whatever reason, both have made themselves scarce, and you find your brain combining the two, trying to save what it can. Maybe if you had a bro, and a sexual partner, you might find that you don't want the bro to be the sexual partner, you just want the sexual partner to be a friend as loyal as your bro.
Maybe you don't want to suck a dick, maybe you just want to feel like you are benefiting someone.
Because I think, if you were given the choice, you'd choose Loona, over Loono.
Don't forget:
>All three of usewdhmbt?