>>1809584nypa (nii-pah): Not Your Personal Army
We at 4chan understand that you wish to "totally troll!" your friends by raiding them with 4chan. Sadly, asking for it as bluntly as you did is fucking retarded and makes you look stupid.
sage (sah-geh): No-Bump option
By entering "sage" into the options field, you can reply to a thread without bumping it to the top of the page. This is basically like a downvote, especially when you announce it.
Frankly, I myself am quite interested in your endeavours. What is your age?
