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Futasuck let out an extremely pungeant fart as the care worker at his nursing home pulled down his pants to change him.
"/qa/ did this" he said, screaming at his Somalian nursing assistant. "locked board losers pooped in my pants again!"
"I know Mr. Futasuck" the nurse said, humoring him while wiping liquid feces from the legs of her enfeebled, retarded patient. "The kyewwway is a very bad man and I'm so sorry he hurt you."
Jets of odorous, foul liquid sprayed out of his ass yet again just as she finished.
"nigger nigger nigger where fumos where momiji" Futasuck began screeching, "Pooping your pants is /bant/ culture."
The young woman sighed and grabbed a new box of wipes, cleaned him again, and fastened a new adult diaper on her patient. She stepped outside for her smoke break and checked job listings on her phone for 15 minutes.