God I hate avocados so fucking much. Their disgusting texture leaves their already vile taste on my tongue even longer than other foods would. Every time I eat avocado I wonder why anyone thought it'd be a good idea to crack open this fucking testicle fruit and unleash its evil upon the world. If I order sushi and they fuck up my order with avocado instead of cucumber, I don't eat it, because even if I remove the avocado it leaves behind a smear of its putrid being. Guacamole is the worst possible incarnation of anything that can happen to the nasty avocado. It takes the abysmal flavor and texture combination and throttles it downwards by a magnitude of roughly a thousand. I hate avocados, and if you eat avocado, I hate you too.
