Eh? You've never smoked a rööki before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just rolls of tobacco in a carton, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to smoke them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Lungboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Smoke these smokin' smokers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my ashes are super hot right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my lighter too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not using matches anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that burnin' rööki in your hand answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid one out of your mother's purse! L-L-Look how smoky it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking smoky! I-I've never seen it this smoky before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a rööki all hot! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this hot, it's much easier to smoke it! And it's burning like a freaking torch over here! You'd better s-s-s-smoke it right now!!