Well anon the results came back and I can say without a doubt, your testosterone levels are not just subpar, they are far and beyond lower than what would be considered typical in the average woman. Why testosterone levels this low, I'm afraid, are on par with only the most submissive, tiny Asian women. Typically in cases like this we would diagnose you as being intersex due to a testosterone deficiency, but aside from your underwhelming penis size, you have no physical abnormalities that would qualify you as intersex.