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>Be me
>be 11
>Get new computer for x-mas
>be a loser and jack off all day
>Cum on key board
>CleanUp.jpg
>During clean up spill my uncapped dr.pepper on lap top
>FFS
>Clean up cum and dr pepper.
>Goes to bed at 6 am
>do this same thing at least twice a week like a retard
>Cannot use any keys without it magikg a sticky sound and smell so bad that I can only describe as; a 20-year-old black man oil to all hell fucking a tight grandma asshole made out of swiss cheese thrown up by a dead cat 27 times a second for an eternity.
>Decide to head to my local rip off k mart in my small town with family
>See keyboard cleaner cans for 1 dollar each
>Buy six with my spare cash from school
>get home
>Take all six cans and pulled pins and make a contraption to press a bunch at one time
>HOLY FUCK IT WORKS
>Decide to try and use it on key board
>Holy Teresa may on a stick it bursts all the cans at one time
>Such a shit contraption the tips it prays freon cold most likely poisonous gas into my laptop running it and spraying in my mouth
>Not dead after 3 hours
>Think im okay
>2 weeks pass
>I start to taste the keyboard spray cleaner again
>ew
>10 weeks
>Still taste it
>For nearly half a year all I could taste when ever I drank anything it would taste like that keyboard sprayer
I'm starting to taste it again and its been almost 6 years. am i gonna die?
>be 11
>Get new computer for x-mas
>be a loser and jack off all day
>Cum on key board
>CleanUp.jpg
>During clean up spill my uncapped dr.pepper on lap top
>FFS
>Clean up cum and dr pepper.
>Goes to bed at 6 am
>do this same thing at least twice a week like a retard
>Cannot use any keys without it magikg a sticky sound and smell so bad that I can only describe as; a 20-year-old black man oil to all hell fucking a tight grandma asshole made out of swiss cheese thrown up by a dead cat 27 times a second for an eternity.
>Decide to head to my local rip off k mart in my small town with family
>See keyboard cleaner cans for 1 dollar each
>Buy six with my spare cash from school
>get home
>Take all six cans and pulled pins and make a contraption to press a bunch at one time
>HOLY FUCK IT WORKS
>Decide to try and use it on key board
>Holy Teresa may on a stick it bursts all the cans at one time
>Such a shit contraption the tips it prays freon cold most likely poisonous gas into my laptop running it and spraying in my mouth
>Not dead after 3 hours
>Think im okay
>2 weeks pass
>I start to taste the keyboard spray cleaner again
>ew
>10 weeks
>Still taste it
>For nearly half a year all I could taste when ever I drank anything it would taste like that keyboard sprayer
I'm starting to taste it again and its been almost 6 years. am i gonna die?
