>>18181031I pooped and clogged the toilet and it took a lot of plunging and wiping.
Then I shaved with my Phillips® Norelco OneBlade electric razor
Then I hopped in my tiny shower. It was a bit hot at first so I turned it down to a steady warm. Then I used my Old Spice® Gentleman's Blend Exfoliating body wash all over, including my buttcrack. Then I used my PanOxyl® 10% benzoyl peroxide foaming wash on my chest, shoulders and back. Then I did the same with my Neutrogena® salicylic acid grapefruit acne wash. Next I lathered up some Neutrogena® T/Sal® theraputic scalp control shampoo, and some PanOxyl® on my face. After a few minutes I rinsed off and put on a new layer of T/Sal® (by Neutrogena®) and some Neutrogena® Hydro Boost exfoliating cleanser on my face. Then I cranked the temperature down to ICE COLD and rinsed off my whole body (even my buttcrack) to refresh. Then I toweled off head to toe, put on some clean clothes and put on a new blanket and sheets and settled down in my clean and cool bed and told you all about my journey.
