The ultimate redpill is to just suck your own cock. The other day I was beating my meat in the bathroom and I just happened to make eye contact with myself in the mirror. I saw my beautiful reflection holding his dick and masturbating it as if there was no tomorrow... but then... he stopped. He looked at me and I looked at him. It was love at first stroke.
Sadly, the only kind of sex you can have with your reflection is the kind that involves beating your dick against the mirror until you cum, which is not very practical IMO. So, I got me an idea: I would suck my own cock! Close enough, I suppose, right? But the thing is, I'm a big guy. In fact, I wouldn't have gotten so excited over myself if I didn't have all these beautiful big muscles. Paradoxically, these same muscles ended up hindering my ability to deepthroat my own big iberian dick. I had to do something about it.
First, I tried yoga. I figured I just needed some flexibility and so I practised yoga for about 3 weeks and a half. My mouth did not get 1 centimeter closer to my dick. But I was determined. I WAS going to suck my own cock. To be continued...
