>>18186287>(visibly trembling) "sh-she's…">*eyes dart nervously around the thread*>"um…what was i saying…uh…">*swallows audibly*>"oh…um…o-ornery…no, that's not it">*tries to take a sip of water, spills half of it, drops cup on floor and spills the rest when trying to adjust his grip*>*blushes beet red and glances sheepishly down at his feet and the mess he's made on the floor as some anons can no longer hold back their laughter*>"honor…ho-ho-honorary white—i, i mean, no, brown, honorary…honorary brown! sh-she's honorary brown, y-you guys! it's fine"Just admit you're narrative's unraveling and that you prefer cocks to brown girls.
