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Just did that right now.
Vitamin Water bottles and Gatorade bottles are literally GOAT for pissbottling. The only people who will shame you for this are women, and that's because they have penis envy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YF0e2RCl Thu 17 Aug 2017 09:54:15 No.1818453 Report

Quoted By: >>1818458 >>1818461 >>1818464

>>1818439
>>1818442
Okay, thanks bros. It's just that my parents found my piss bottle(because I was too lazy to throw it out) and it made me feel bad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yms5feSg Thu 17 Aug 2017 09:55:11 No.1818458 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818453
don't listen to them, it's fucking mank. use a toilet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0n/XGGgk Thu 17 Aug 2017 09:55:22 No.1818459 Report

Quoted By: >>1818466 >>1818469

>>1818451
>>1818448
>>1818450
Fuck that
>I'll just wait and endure discomfort when I could easily remedy the situation right now
Fucking cucks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FUfB1MQ6 Thu 17 Aug 2017 09:55:23 No.1818461 Report

Quoted By: >>1818478

>>1818453
Your mom has penis envy and your dad is simply backing her up because he's a betacuck who doesn't have the confidence/balls/libido to get laid outside of the confines of his marriage

Trust me I know about these things, I've been on 4chan for 11 years now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s5ZFV5Ro Thu 17 Aug 2017 09:56:24 No.1818464 Report

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>>1818453
You have some pics?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iDG6ciy7 Thu 17 Aug 2017 09:56:28 No.1818466 Report

Quoted By: >>1818470

>>1818459
>why endure discomfort when I could easily remedy the situation right now?
>i'm not a cuck like you, guys
>shits on the street
This is why you shouldn't let Pakis overrun your cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YF0e2RCl Thu 17 Aug 2017 09:56:49 No.1818468 Report

Quoted By: >>1818472

>>1818448
Fuck off goreposting jew
>>1818451
I don't want to wake people with the toliet flush

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yms5feSg Thu 17 Aug 2017 09:56:58 No.1818469 Report

Quoted By: >>1818480 >>1818504

>>1818459
needing a piss isn't that uncomfortable, just go to the toilet and if that's full go outside in a bush or somethin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FUfB1MQ6 Thu 17 Aug 2017 09:57:24 No.1818470 Report

Quoted By: >>1818474

>>1818466
>implying pissing in a bottle in the privacy of a room with a closed door is equivalent to shitting in a public street
the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yms5feSg Thu 17 Aug 2017 09:58:14 No.1818472 Report

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>>1818468
no-one cares if they are woke by a flush, most people sleep through it and if it's that loud just leave it. better than pissing in a bottle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iDG6ciy7 Thu 17 Aug 2017 09:58:14 No.1818474 Report

Quoted By: >>1818477

>>1818470
>imblyign you're not too autistic to take a joke

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FUfB1MQ6 Thu 17 Aug 2017 09:58:59 No.1818477 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818474
>imblyign I'm not 5 whiskeys deep
OP's thread was about pissbottling while drunk after all

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YF0e2RCl Thu 17 Aug 2017 09:59:09 No.1818478 Report

Quoted By: >>1818493 >>1818508

>>1818452
I don't think any of the women I've dated would shame me for it.

>>1818461
Kys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0n/XGGgk Thu 17 Aug 2017 09:59:31 No.1818480 Report

Quoted By: >>1818483 >>1818491 >>1818506 >>1818563

>>1818469
>peeing in a bottle is gross ew!
>it's ok to pee in a bush outside tho lol
ok

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iDG6ciy7 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:00:25 No.1818483 Report

Quoted By: >>1818495

>>1818480
>t. i like the feeling of warmth when the piss level reaches my grip

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Yms5feSg Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:01:14 No.1818491 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818480
soaks into the ground, no biggie. wash hands when going inside.

exactly the same as collecting bottles of piss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FUfB1MQ6 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:01:23 No.1818493 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818478
No

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0n/XGGgk Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:01:38 No.1818495 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818483
H-how did you know?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vQVAdDme Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:01:50 No.1818498 Report

Quoted By:

Why not just wear diapers?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vQVAdDme Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:02:53 No.1818504 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818469
>needing a piss isn't that uncomfortable,
i for one find it kinda sensual. i like to hold it in as long as i can

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s5ZFV5Ro Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:03:16 No.1818506 Report

Quoted By: >>1818510 >>1818519

>>1818480
IT'S GROSS CAUSE YOU KEEP THOSE PISS BOTTLES IN YOUR ROOM AND IT WILL STINK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vQVAdDme Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:03:38 No.1818508 Report

Quoted By: >>1818510 >>1818519

>>1818478
>>1818452
fun fact one of the biggest reason americans are against women in the armed forces is "they cant pee in bottles during long humvee drives instead of making the humvee stop" FACT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FUfB1MQ6 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:03:54 No.1818510 Report

Quoted By: >>1818524 >>1818531

>>1818506
Some of us empty them out in the toilet when we have the privacy to do so

gaycunt

>>1818508
Source that, gaycunt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:upSsQL6P Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:05:06 No.1818519 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818506
how does it stink if you put the cap back on?

>>1818508
theres no reason why they cant just cover their urethra with the bottle and piss

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Yms5feSg Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:06:26 No.1818524 Report

Quoted By: >>1818542

>>1818510
>some of us

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I8ceG9r5 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:07:03 No.1818529 Report

Quoted By: >>1818548 >>1818554 >>1818594

>>1818442
I would rather go out and piss at the next best plant before pissing into a bottle
The only situation where it is acceptable to piss in a bottle is when your in the military and are in a transport in action

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:s5ZFV5Ro Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:07:20 No.1818531 Report

Quoted By: >>1818542

>>1818510
> gaycunt
Sorry dude, you piss in bottles when you have a fucking toilet, you can't call me a gaycunt when you do shit like that, you dirty ass bitch

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FUfB1MQ6 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:08:14 No.1818542 Report

Quoted By: >>1818568

>>1818524
>implying I can speak for gaycunts who aren't me

>>1818531
Pissing in something that isn't a toilet doesn't make you a gaycunt
whining about people who do something behind a closed door makes you a gaycunt

gaycunt

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0n/XGGgk Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:08:57 No.1818548 Report

Quoted By: >>1818570 >>1818588

>>1818529
So it's okay to go outside and possibly have someone see you pissing in a bush, but it's not okay to piss in the privacy of your own home using a bottle?
How could I have been so blind?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yms5feSg Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:09:50 No.1818554 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818529
this is the only okay situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I8ceG9r5 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:10:58 No.1818563 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818480
Peeing in a container where you keep the piss is gross, giving plants your nutritious piss is good gardening
It's not rocket science

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:s5ZFV5Ro Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:11:41 No.1818568 Report

Quoted By: >>1818573 >>1818580

>>1818542
> Pissing in something that isn't a toilet doesn't make you a gaycunt
It does make you a lazy ass bitch who can't walk outside his room to take a piss, like forreal, that shit takes a minute or less

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yms5feSg Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:11:48 No.1818570 Report

Quoted By: >>1818580

>>1818548
>privacy of your own home

use a fucking toilet then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FUfB1MQ6 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:12:26 No.1818573 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818568
Yeah but that doesn't mean I'm a gaycunt
:^)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0n/XGGgk Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:13:07 No.1818580 Report

Quoted By: >>1818596 >>1818622

>>1818570
>>1818568
Why are you two ignoring my argument of
>there's someone in the bathroom
I'm not lazy, I use a bottle when I can't FUCKING use the toilet you mongoloids

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I8ceG9r5 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:14:18 No.1818588 Report

Quoted By: >>1818625

>>1818548
Why would I care if someone sees me pissing?
As long as they keep out of my personal space zone they can watch if they really feel the need
I'm pretty confident with my Penis but I don't want to have piss in my house

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iDG6ciy7 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:14:31 No.1818591 Report

Quoted By: >>1818610 >>1818613

TOILET KEKS BTFO
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Semen boy

Semen boy ID:YF0e2RCl Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:14:43 No.1818594 Report

Quoted By: >>1818623

>>1818529
OP here, I used to be in marching band, and we would go six or seven hours without a bathroom break. So a few times, the guys would piss in bottle. I don't know how the girls managed to hold it in.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yms5feSg Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:15:00 No.1818596 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818580
surprised anyone would live with someone who pisses in bottles.

just wait till they're done lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vQVAdDme Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:16:38 No.1818610 Report

Quoted By: >>1818621

>>1818591
thanks for mangling the photo i posted u retard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I8ceG9r5 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:17:02 No.1818613 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818591
>normal
>normal
>disgusting degeneracy
>disgusting degeneracy
>my hero
That meme is shit tho, it should either go good to bad or bad to good and not good to bad to God

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iDG6ciy7 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:17:49 No.1818621 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818610
>m-m-muh photo
Aw, I'm sorry. That sloppy edit does make you look a little chubbier, leaf-chan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:s5ZFV5Ro Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:17:50 No.1818622 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818580
> when I can't FUCKING use the toilet
Then fucking wait for that person to be done

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I8ceG9r5 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:17:51 No.1818623 Report

Quoted By: >>1818641

>>1818594
When you're in a marching band you should just take a short break at a tree ffs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0n/XGGgk Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:18:14 No.1818625 Report

Quoted By: >>1818644

>>1818588
There are children outside you fucking pedo, stop raping their eyes with your unlawful exposure

Semen boy

Semen boy ID:YF0e2RCl Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:21:14 No.1818641 Report

Quoted By: >>1818654

>>1818623
But I can't stop the 2 marching band busses on a four hour ride because I'm the only one out for 300+ people that has to take a leak.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I8ceG9r5 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:22:01 No.1818644 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818625
As if children care for naked people
They've seen it before and they'll see it again, and it's not like I'm wiggling my wiener through their faces
Whats your problem with nakedness anyway? It's nothing sexual to take a piss ffs or to be naked in general

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I8ceG9r5 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:23:23 No.1818654 Report

Quoted By: >>1818671

>>1818641
You should make breaks on a 4 hour ride anyway, even more when the bus has no onboard toilet

Semen boy

Semen boy ID:YF0e2RCl Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:25:45 No.1818671 Report

Quoted By: >>1818688 >>1818695

>>1818654
Well that was a long time ago, when I was in HS. But now I'm living with my parents and they think I'm a degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I8ceG9r5 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:27:47 No.1818688 Report

Quoted By: >>1818726

>>1818671
Probably because you kinda are a degenerate

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:s5ZFV5Ro Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:28:20 No.1818695 Report

Quoted By: >>1818726

>>1818671
> I'm living with my parents and they think I'm a degenerate.
Damn right they are

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Anonymous ID:YF0e2RCl Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:32:30 No.1818726 Report

Quoted By: >>1818740 >>1818748

>>1818688
>>1818695
Only temporarily...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I8ceG9r5 Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:34:42 No.1818740 Report

Quoted By: >>1818755

>>1818726
No you are a degenerate the whole time if you think pissing into bottles is better than to wait 3 minutes or just do it outside

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:s5ZFV5Ro Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:35:53 No.1818748 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818726
Trust me, parents don't forget shit, they'll remember it for the rest of their life, your fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YF0e2RCl Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:36:52 No.1818755 Report

Quoted By: >>1818792

>>1818740
How does that make me a degenerate though...hmmmmm

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:s5ZFV5Ro Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:41:12 No.1818792 Report

Quoted By: >>1818846

>>1818755
Your exactly this guy

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Anonymous ID:YF0e2RCl Thu 17 Aug 2017 10:47:45 No.1818846 Report

Quoted By:

>>1818792
Aww j..jeezz, t..thats not t..true.
Mortey. Mom can't find out about this, she would flip.

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