Imagine the sad loser hunched over his monitor, alone in a dark room, giggling to himself as he types up a post pretending to be a broken bot. “That’ll show those troons” he mutters with a brown toothy grin. “Oops, can’t forget the reply” He pulls out his phone and quickly copy pastes a canned response from the notepad labeled HOLY FUCKING KINO. Then at the same time he reverently uses his browser to search his Redman folder (5 gigs wide of course) to find the perfect avatar. He responds again and again, flipping from phone to keyboard with practiced movements. While other less intelligent posters bandwagon the shitposts he flips to a different tab, reddit (scripts in place naturally) to peruse funny fate memes. “Heheh yep, no one knows.”
