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>Be me.
>Hang out in the 4chans for the last 3 years.
>Not worried to use 4chan lingo in real life since I speak spanish, and using any /pol/'s common words would be highly improbable.
>Fast-forward to 2 weeks ago.
>Hanging out with normie bros at a friends house.
>Something something about George Soros.
>Not thinking twice I let a "Lmao fucking kike" ("puto kike") in spanish.
>Friends all go silent.
>Oh shit oh shit.
>They all look confused, slowly realize they don't know what the word "kike" means, since they all speak spanish too, and aren't familiar with english slurs.
>Bro named Carlitos asks "What's that word anon, did you invented it?"
>Carlitos is a very nice dude, sweet soul.
>Autism_overdrive.jpg
>"Ohh, yes Carlitos, it means grumpy old man".
>The thing about Carlitos, is he likes doing this Mickey Mouse voice.
>Instatly goes: "Puto kike" in Mickey Mouse's voice.
>Crowd instantly and retardedly laughs.
>Carlitos continues to use the word "kike" in Mickey Mouse voice to describe anyone grumpy.
>This continues for several days, and I forget about it.
>Fast-forward to yesterday.
>In Mechanical Engineering class, last year at college in summer course.
>Class is in English, since we are on an English program.
>PROFESSOR IS A LITERAL KIKE, LMAO NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP. Let's call him "Mr. Schwartz".
>Mr. Schwartz is very strict, really not in the mood.
>Class starts, Mr. Schwartz instruct us to make teams of 4 to do a certain activity.
>I make team with Carlitos and 2 chicks.
>Carlitos got the girls giggling all the time, using his Mickey Mouse voice here and there.
>Some girls up front hear Carlitos and also giggle. (We were sitting in the back)
>Mr. Schwartz not having it, tells the girls in the front, in a very serious tone to remain silent. Kind of a short fuse, yesterday in particular seeming like he's about to explode in anger.
>Whole class go silent.
>I look at Carlitos, he turns his head to the ceiling with his back facing to Mr. Schwartz.
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>Hang out in the 4chans for the last 3 years.
>Not worried to use 4chan lingo in real life since I speak spanish, and using any /pol/'s common words would be highly improbable.
>Fast-forward to 2 weeks ago.
>Hanging out with normie bros at a friends house.
>Something something about George Soros.
>Not thinking twice I let a "Lmao fucking kike" ("puto kike") in spanish.
>Friends all go silent.
>Oh shit oh shit.
>They all look confused, slowly realize they don't know what the word "kike" means, since they all speak spanish too, and aren't familiar with english slurs.
>Bro named Carlitos asks "What's that word anon, did you invented it?"
>Carlitos is a very nice dude, sweet soul.
>Autism_overdrive.jpg
>"Ohh, yes Carlitos, it means grumpy old man".
>The thing about Carlitos, is he likes doing this Mickey Mouse voice.
>Instatly goes: "Puto kike" in Mickey Mouse's voice.
>Crowd instantly and retardedly laughs.
>Carlitos continues to use the word "kike" in Mickey Mouse voice to describe anyone grumpy.
>This continues for several days, and I forget about it.
>Fast-forward to yesterday.
>In Mechanical Engineering class, last year at college in summer course.
>Class is in English, since we are on an English program.
>PROFESSOR IS A LITERAL KIKE, LMAO NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP. Let's call him "Mr. Schwartz".
>Mr. Schwartz is very strict, really not in the mood.
>Class starts, Mr. Schwartz instruct us to make teams of 4 to do a certain activity.
>I make team with Carlitos and 2 chicks.
>Carlitos got the girls giggling all the time, using his Mickey Mouse voice here and there.
>Some girls up front hear Carlitos and also giggle. (We were sitting in the back)
>Mr. Schwartz not having it, tells the girls in the front, in a very serious tone to remain silent. Kind of a short fuse, yesterday in particular seeming like he's about to explode in anger.
>Whole class go silent.
>I look at Carlitos, he turns his head to the ceiling with his back facing to Mr. Schwartz.
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