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Origin of Texas
>white people don't like being american
>"yo mexico, take us in"
>"alright sure, just don't have slaves gringos"
>pssh fuck these spics, lets have slaves
>government finds out
>whites get rightfully punished
>whites revolt and secede
>get raped by mexico
>"AMERICA PLEASE HELP US"
>"you guys are fucking idiots, no"
>get raped another 7 years
>"AMERICA PLEASE HELP US"
>"fucking fine"
>america makes texas a state and uses the opportunity to take a shit ton more mexican land
reminder to ignore texans that boast about their country-hood
