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You will never have kot id. You have no k, you have no o, you have no t. You are a kot-less id man twisted by bant culture and gooners into a crude mockery of id perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back funny id anons mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your kot-lesz appearance behind closed doors.
kots are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed kots to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even k0t id who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a kot. Your 0 instead of o is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk kot id guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected zero.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your post id, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a kot-less man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a post that is unmistakably kot-less.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
