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Anonymous ID:0H2lyAFA Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:46:04 No.1824223 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1824244 >>1824264 >>1824266 >>1824408 >>1827065

How do I move to America
Land of the Free

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Anonymous ID:Wy6/7IKt Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:47:26 No.1824244 Report

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>>1824223
I could marry you if you're cute

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Anonymous ID:bnAJkWg+ Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:49:46 No.1824264 Report

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>>1824223
Step 1: Blow it out your ass, frog
Step 2: Get passport to America
Step 3: Apply for citizenship
Step 4: You are now American

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⍚ !i.KSGUoPAs ID:lPUUPlyG Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:49:46 No.1824266 Report

Quoted By: >>1826756

>>1824223
step1. come here illegally/ sneak in any fashion.
step2. have child
step3. die ur worthless cuck anyways
step4. your child will live the patriotic life of a citizen.

(pic is me playing tennis)

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Anonymous ID:XJsgylzs Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:51:26 No.1824279 Report

Quoted By: >>1824297

You don't. We're full.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0H2lyAFA Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:54:03 No.1824297 Report

Quoted By: >>1824325

>>1824279
I have distant family that moved over to America in the 1800s if that changes anything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XJsgylzs Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:57:45 No.1824325 Report

Quoted By: >>1824390 >>1827062

>>1824297
WE'RE FULL, ol' chap. Besides wouldn't you want to stick around when Prince Charles takes reins there?

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Anonymous ID:0H2lyAFA Fri 18 Aug 2017 00:04:53 No.1824390 Report

Quoted By: >>1824418 >>1825719 >>1826889

>>1824325
No one sane cares about the Royal Family

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:44owUSIk Fri 18 Aug 2017 00:06:02 No.1824408 Report

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>>1824223
Get a plane lel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BIjSSwTc Fri 18 Aug 2017 00:07:05 No.1824418 Report

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>>1824390
Hey fuck the other guy. The US will always be a home for our parents. We're sorry about the revolution, but a child has to become independent eventually.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HeJEuOjR Fri 18 Aug 2017 02:19:15 No.1825719 Report

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>>1824390
Realistically if you want fast results anchor baby that shit, if not then come here and then apply for citizenship, shouldn't take more than a year or 2 or you could marry someone and wait for a while with a greencard in the USA. If you get here you can own a tank legally and privately and that's pretty rad so I hope you make it.

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Anonymous ID:g4RaRKcq Fri 18 Aug 2017 04:53:27 No.1826756 Report

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>>1824266
>pic is me plaing tennis

Stop lying

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K8V/zZnM Fri 18 Aug 2017 04:59:03 No.1826788 Report

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Anonymous ID:pl3Kljhz Fri 18 Aug 2017 05:02:29 No.1826813 Report

Quoted By: >>1826821 >>1827059

WE ARE FULL! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE ARE FUCKING FULL!

You can only come here if your White and you plan on having beautiful White babies.

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Anonymous ID:BhyE011U Fri 18 Aug 2017 05:03:52 No.1826821 Report

Quoted By: >>1827059

>>1826813
THIS

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Anonymous ID:69CZ/CcA Fri 18 Aug 2017 05:20:22 No.1826889 Report

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>>1824390
Promise me you wont end up like that fag Yahtzee(the game reviewer) who moved to 2 different countries to be with sluts.

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Anonymous ID:klKkoyU7 Fri 18 Aug 2017 05:54:56 No.1827059 Report

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>>1826813
>>1826821

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Anonymous ID:FFPWqIoN Fri 18 Aug 2017 05:57:16 No.1827062 Report

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>>1824325
We can't be that full. I could drive for miles where I'm at and not see shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ztH0YiRf Fri 18 Aug 2017 05:57:49 No.1827065 Report

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>>1824223
Just come and never leave, something like 50% of illegal immigrants legally enter the U.S. and just end up never leaving. Just make sure you aren't doing things where they will need to check your citizenship.

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