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Anonymous ID:1m7pybvn Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:52:09 No.1824286 View View Reply Original Report

I was supposed to look after my sister's cat while she was away and I don't know how he got in the jar but he's meowing A LOT and I need to free him urgently. Maybe if I fill it with water so he floats to the top and I can pull him?

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Anonymous ID:jdoC6GKI Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:53:05 No.1824292 Report

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taks off the bottom

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Anonymous ID:seytCCIY Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:53:12 No.1824294 Report

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>>1824286
Yeah that'll work

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xo4YzXI6 Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:54:08 No.1824299 Report

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>>1824286
bottled cat
feed it till it crushes the bottle from the inside

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IjQAc3pQ Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:55:26 No.1824306 Report

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Try petting the bottle, maybe things will be OK. As long as the cat's happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:seytCCIY Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:56:00 No.1824309 Report

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Fill it with boiling hot water and it'll help the cat slip out easier

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:seytCCIY Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:58:02 No.1824326 Report

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All jokes aside if you're for real then smash that shit open
A cat life is worth more than a bottle

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xGX4pqiA Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:59:05 No.1824334 Report

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Fill it up with anal lube and shake violenty.

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!fMGaYnicoc ID:DBcLGwxs Thu 17 Aug 2017 23:59:06 No.1824335 Report

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use oil instead of water and you plan should work

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1m7pybvn Fri 18 Aug 2017 00:00:14 No.1824343 Report

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>>1824335
I think there's some motor oil in the garage.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KClRe5hQ Fri 18 Aug 2017 00:01:16 No.1824353 Report

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>>1824343
That'll work

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1Pq9bv3l Fri 18 Aug 2017 00:02:33 No.1824367 Report

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>>1824343
Put some oil in and set it on fire, the bottle will dilate and he'll be able to get out easily

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