>>18255663The easiest way to kill a cat is put food inside a bootsized shoebox
(the cat will be preoccupied eating) then tape it all around like a mummy.
The cat will suffocate inside, and you can wait months and months with his remains in there.
You then get a 5 gallon bucket along with some garden soil,
dump the contents of your death cocoon into it, and bury him in with your backyard overgrowth.
