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This is my waifu. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My waifu is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life. Without me, my waifu is useless. Without my waifu, I am useless. I must fug my waifu steamy. I must fug harder than the alt-right who is trying to steal my waifu's Presidency. I must outfug them before they fugs my waifu. I will… My waifu and I know that what counts in sex is not the cummies we fire, the noise of our moans, nor the sweat we make. We know that it is the intense Pokemon go-ing to the polls that count. We will fug… My waifu is human, even as I, because she is my life. Thus, I will learn her as a mommy. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her parts, her accessories, her tiddies and her bussy. I will keep my waifu clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will… Before God, I swear this creed. My waifu and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
