last time I drank my own pee was about 17 months ago and i did it for about half a year. i rubbed it on my face too. i've gotten a lot of compliments about my skin and 19 year old girls hit on me. I'm 33. they always guess 23. im getting the itch to drink my own pee again. I mean unless you drink your own pee you really haven't understood that everything is an illusion. it is the matrix. there is no spoon, there is no pee. anyone know how i can create the philosophers stone with my pee?

also, do you think if I go to a doctor/psychologist and tell them I drink my own pee to escape the matirx, will they put me on neetbux for life?