>>18318132You forgot:
2. Right to pay a ridiculous amount of money for fake cheese made with rapeseed oil
3. Right to get scammed and possibly killed by local mafia gang members
4. Right to be recruited into the army so as to be sent off to the war front to kill your fellow East Slavs
5. Right to criticize America and tell people that the Russian opposition is stupid and Israeli-backed (even tho United Russia is backed by Jews too)
6. Right to post Pigjaks at the enemies of the state
7. Right to get sold as a femboy slavewife (male) to Westerners
8. Right to die of mysterious poisoning either by drinking homemade vodka or by having a bowl of radioactive shchi
9. Right to "commit suicide" (even if your death was actually caused by a gang of ruffians who beat you to death or forced you to jump off a 50-story building)
10. Right to be (mis)quoted as a supporter of the Russian government's policies in an interview with a totally unbiased media outlet from a CIS country
