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Anonymous ID:qMQ4I1Kk Fri 18 Aug 2017 22:13:54 No.1832474 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1832630 >>1832758 >>1832772 >>1834256

You book a hotel room, Lauren Southern is staying in the next room. She accidentally leaves her door open a crack. What do you do /bant/?

>She will be out for the next few hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YvT7Q6Sl Fri 18 Aug 2017 22:14:42 No.1832484 Report

Quoted By: >>1832507

I steal her used panties, tampons and stockings

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qMQ4I1Kk Fri 18 Aug 2017 22:16:51 No.1832507 Report

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>>1832484
Would you cum in them, then return them?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gBUgWV1+ Fri 18 Aug 2017 22:18:48 No.1832521 Report

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Hide under her bed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3lbnvYWx Fri 18 Aug 2017 22:22:22 No.1832551 Report

Quoted By: >>1832695 >>1832758 >>1832808

Pour bleach all over her clothes and write "RETARDED LIBERTARIAN" with a red permanent marker on her favorite dress.

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Anonymous ID:DKY7hU2J Fri 18 Aug 2017 22:32:00 No.1832630 Report

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>>1832474
>"Y-your door is open a bit"
>She looks back
>"Oh, thanks!"
>Spaghetti falls out of my pocket
>She looks at me in disgust
>"S-sorry aboot that..."
>More spaghetti falls out
>It starts overflowing
>My palms get sweaty
>She tries to leave
>The spaghetti tied her legs together
>She trips, and is immediately consumed by the pasta
>The spaghetti keeps falling out of my pocket at an increasing speed, and eventually gets faster than the expansion of the universe
>Spaghetti begins to transcend space-time
>Everybody drowns in spaghetti

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qMQ4I1Kk Fri 18 Aug 2017 22:37:12 No.1832684 Report

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I cum on her frens.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o8uQkfON Fri 18 Aug 2017 22:37:52 No.1832695 Report

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>>1832551
Don't violate the NAP scum

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZGQEC3iM Fri 18 Aug 2017 22:40:16 No.1832719 Report

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Check on her to make sure she's ok and wasnt assaulted by alt-left extremeists, then wish her good night and close the door behind me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:R9L1RTE/ Fri 18 Aug 2017 22:43:47 No.1832758 Report

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>>1832474
Tell her to keep up the good work triggering "people" like >>1832551.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pBDCI+FP Fri 18 Aug 2017 22:45:07 No.1832772 Report

Quoted By: >>1832788

>>1832474
I close her door so she someone doesn't enter while she's away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pBDCI+FP Fri 18 Aug 2017 22:46:25 No.1832788 Report

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>>1832772
>so she someone
s.mh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZGQEC3iM Fri 18 Aug 2017 22:48:29 No.1832808 Report

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>>1832551
Fucking idiot, how do you expect to use marker on the dress when it's wet with bleach?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hvGMa5JR Sat 19 Aug 2017 01:08:22 No.1834256 Report

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>>1832474
I go ask her why is she not getting pregnant yet

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