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>"Honey, I have a stomachache"
Yeah, that's how it all began. I hooked you with my prologue, didn't I? Well, go take your favourite beer, sit comfortably, and read what happened the other day.
It was a cold night, we had cheap all-you-can-eat sushi because of my minimum wage job.
Her stomach was grumbling,so I asked her:
>"what's the matter?"
>"I.. really need to use the bathroom"
that's when I remembered... the toilet's broken. the plumber was supposed to come today but he didn't, who knows what happened to him.
She really needed to release her sweet, chocolate pudding somewhere though, and that's where I had the idea that changed our relationship forever.
>"Spread your ass, I will be your toilet"
...
>"Are you sure, honey?"
>"Yes..."
*SPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
Oh lordy, my face was all wet from liquid diarrhea... but that odor... unforgettable...
it was simply D I V I N E
I begged for more, and she gave me what I asked
*SPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURFLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
This one was bigger, some drops went on my tongue, I could still taste the ramen.
but that's when it came...
*SPRRRRRRRRRRRRFLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSFTSSSSFTTTTTTTTT*
I was all covered in liquid shit, I licked my fingers clean, the smell was out of this world, felt like I was in heaven.
From that day, we do this as often as we can, I am now a complete Man.
