>>1834147Hey Potatoes,
My name is Potato, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, Potatoes who spend every Potato of their day looking at stupid Potato pictures. You are everything bad in the Potato. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Potatoes? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of Potatoes because of your own Potatoes, but you all Potato to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Potatoes on facebook.
Don’t be a Potato. Just hit me with your best Potato. I’m Potato much perfect. I was captain of the Potato team, and starter on my Potatoball team. What Potatoes do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese Potatoes”? I also get straight Potatoes, and have a banging Potato girlfriend (Potato just blew me; Shit was SO Potato). You are all Potatoes who should just kill yourPotatoes. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my Potato"
