I just discovered the ultimate Tinder hack you retards. I used to be like you, no sex. Inferiority complex due to my tiny white cock. Neet existence. No money. No matches.

So last night I was like ‘wait a sec, what if women really only love money…maybe that’s why you can pay 5 hookers to have sex with you whenever you want’…..so I decided to change my job title to CEO of some non existent company, figuring that women are too dumb to figure out that it is non existent. I woke up to 58 matches. That’s a +58 increase compared to the last 3 months and bear in mind that I use Tinder Platinum.

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