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Anonymous ID:uoac76kx Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:14:56 No.1836043 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1836044 >>1836048

Who wants to hear the greatest story ever told?

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Anonymous ID:MrDo7+40 Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:15:15 No.1836044 Report

Quoted By: >>1836074

>>1836043
ME

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KrMINCX8 Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:15:47 No.1836048 Report

Quoted By: >>1836074

>>1836043
Go ahead if you wanna tell it, I'm somewhat interested.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uoac76kx Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:20:11 No.1836074 Report

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>>1836044
>>1836048
I've only told this story a couple times before. I told it on /b/ a couple years ago.

This is the legend of: Retarded Garbage Vagina.

I wake up and don't really feel like going to school.

Cont. on laptop

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uoac76kx Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:23:39 No.1836098 Report

Quoted By: >>1836122

My mom enters the room and i'm still in bed

>Mom I don't feel like going to school today
>Fuck school and fuck white people

Mom gets all fucking mad at me
>SHUT UP RETARD
>I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

you see life is not easy with someone who has a retarded garbage vagina.

cont.

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Anonymous ID:byIdTXb/ Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:26:43 No.1836122 Report

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>>1836098
>Fuck white people
stopped reading right there

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Anonymous ID:uoac76kx Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:27:07 No.1836127 Report

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So I'm walking down the hall at school. My pants are squeeshy and making that nasty sound. My vagina is all fucked up. It's the white man's fault. I walk into class and everyone looks at me and screws up their face. They can smell it. MY CLASS IS FULL OF RACIST WHITE PEOPLE.

>Bitch get in the back of the class
>Good god do you ever shower?
>fucking skank

I sit down and the whitish chunky yeast infection is rubbing against the chair.

cont.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AWOermjb Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:31:47 No.1836159 Report

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>whitish chunky yeast infection

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uoac76kx Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:34:25 No.1836170 Report

Quoted By: >>1836191

So i excuse myself and head to the bathroom. i sit down on the toilet and start pissing out chunky white liquid out of my vagina. it smells fucking awful. I start puking all over my retarded vagina. honestly i'm a little ashamed to talk about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uoac76kx Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:35:37 No.1836177 Report

Quoted By: >>1836191

someone is trying to kick down the door to the bathroom. it's those fucking white supremacists. those god damn white people are always trying to keep me down. BOOM
THE DOOR COMES FLYING OFF THE HINGES

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Anonymous ID:AWOermjb Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:36:28 No.1836184 Report

Quoted By: >>1836199

>i sit down on the toilet and start pissing out chunky white liquid out of my vagina.

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Anonymous ID:Gd4L6/gc Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:37:51 No.1836191 Report

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>>1836170
>>1836177
... ok?

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Anonymous ID:RzRie3fN Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:38:58 No.1836199 Report

Quoted By: >>1836205 >>1836233

>>1836184
OP's first attempt at le super edgy writing. He probably saw the South Park episode with Scrotey McBoogerballs and decided to try to be edgy because he's 12 and a raging faggot.

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Anonymous ID:uoac76kx Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:39:53 No.1836205 Report

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>>1836199

so they come running in the bathroom. they are carrying a cross. the put the cross in the middle of the bathroom.

>WE KNOW YOUR IN HERE RETARD
>WE CAN SMELL YOU
>WE WILL STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
>THIS IS TRUMP TERRITORY!
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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Anonymous ID:uoac76kx Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:43:20 No.1836233 Report

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>>1836199

>God damint
>They are going to crucify me again
>BLACK JESUS COMMING THROUGH

they kick down the door of my bathroom stale and they see me legs open sitting on the floor. puking on my retarded vagina. puke and yeast everywhere. they all start puking and start slipping on the floor.

>BAHAHAHAHAA STUPID WHITE BOYS
>LOOK AT YOU SLIPPING AROUND THE FLOOR LIKE IT'S A BANNANA PEAL.
>BTFO WHITE BOYS
>FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U+A1l1w5 Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:47:50 No.1836271 Report

Quoted By: >>1836280

Go back to Twitter, dindu

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uoac76kx Sat 19 Aug 2017 05:48:51 No.1836280 Report

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>>1836271

and that's the story about how i defeated white supremacists. please rate my story out of 10.

please be nice! this is my frist time posting on 4chan rofl!

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