There is a burger place near my house I used to go to regularly but haven't been in years. When I used to go there was always a cute brunette, blonde, and redhead with great figures from the local school. It was fun to order your food and watch them them run around and do their thing. Tonight it was 4 fat middle-aged mexicans with moles and tattoos. Just kill me.
Discuss the political implications while I drink vodka.