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Leiden Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:04:39 No.18380960 View View Reply Original Report

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Why is it common to have an erection in the morning?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:05:38 No.18380961 Report

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Testosterone released during sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:06:01 No.18380962 Report

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>>18380960
to remind you of who you are and what you're supposed to do.
No seriously there must be a physiological explanation but I'm no doctor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:06:14 No.18380963 Report

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>>18380960
demons have been trying to seduce and possess you throughout the night
find jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:06:23 No.18380964 Report

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morning wood is a blessing
something to do with hormones while you're sleeping. not 100% sure. too lazy to google it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:06:24 No.18380965 Report

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>>18380960
Testosterone levels.
> testosterone levels fluctuate, peaking around 8 a.m. and diminishing throughout the day. Levels tend to be lowest around 8 in the evening, then climb during the night. The peaks and valleys are larger for men 40 and younger compared to men in their 70s.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:07:09 No.18380966 Report

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to stop you from pissing in your sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:07:32 No.18380967 Report

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I have erections at all the wrong times

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:07:44 No.18380968 Report

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>>18380966
This also.

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:08:44 No.18380969 Report

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>>18380960
Deers sneaking into your house at night to steal your minerals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:10:35 No.18380970 Report

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>>18380960
morning wood is your body booting up out of sleep mode. testing the system. your entire purpose as a life form is to make more life forms. so the system gets tested daily.
it's all on use we're fucking up the rest of it all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:11:54 No.18380971 Report

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>>18380967
That's because the brain parts between your higher-brain functions and your reptilian brain functions are not sufficiently connected. This is because you are South American. It's genetic and there is nothing you can do about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:13:53 No.18380972 Report

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>>18380960
Having to bend over to pee like a retarded robot sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:14:40 No.18380973 Report

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>>18380960
I always thought it was to prevent yourself from pissing the bed, since I always have to piss first thing, and having an erection makes that hard to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:15:38 No.18380974 Report

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>>18380960
Because it feels great and it's a good way to start the day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:16:26 No.18380975 Report

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>>18380960
Because you didn't jerk off before you went to bed. Simple as.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:17:14 No.18380976 Report

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>>18380960
Because your mother is a dreamwhore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:17:14 No.18380977 Report

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>>18380960
do people really not know this?
they taught it in 6th grade... even in shit clueless religious nut usa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:19:27 No.18380978 Report

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>>18380977
>US flag
>doesn't proclaim the US as the best country on earth.
Go back to what ever shit hole you came from faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 11:41:20 No.18380979 Report

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>>18380960
wake up ready to fuck nut the world

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 12:00:47 No.18380980 Report

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>>18380967
>in the mens showers
>outside primary schools

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 12:03:58 No.18380981 Report

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ur body repair ur cock when it hard when u sleep

prob has something to do w evolution too. sleeping with wamen higher chance of sexy time if ur cok is hard when spooning w her when ur asleep lol

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Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 12:08:35 No.18380982 Report

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>>18380960
Beware of the succubus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Aug 2023 12:10:26 No.18380983 Report

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>>18380965
I want that a nigger cums deep inside your ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f9/zZeyN Sat 12 Aug 2023 12:40:15 No.18380993 Report

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Cause my gf's butt is so fucking hot

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