Imageboards on, Soot's plan, Launched on /qa/, party began
Turkish crash nod, VPN banned, Leaping lades, post command
Rapid growth, intense speed, Autism excitement it did feed
Basedjaks spawning, memes align, Schizo theories intertwine

We didn't start the party
It was always burning, since the nets's been churning
We didn't start the party
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it

Soot to Kuz, ownership traded, Party's issues unabated
Users chattering, soys are rife, Can't escape the imageboard strife
Kolymanet reigned, then Kuz fell, HIV diagnosis unveiled
Transitioning admins like musical chairs, Discord drama triggers flares

We didn't start the party
It was always burning, since the web's been yearning
We didn't start the party
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to ignite it

Auction tale, DOLL's decree, Takes the reins of the 'party
Censoring peds, crafting rules, Trying to steer the onions-fueled fools
Theft allegations, legal strife, Party mirroring real life
Website's fate hanging on a thread, August 14th, the party's dead

We didn't start the party
It was always burning, since the trolls were yearning
We didn't start the party
No, we didn't code it, but we tried to load it