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Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:30:50 No.18434940 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>18434941 >>18434942 >>18434943 >>18434944 >>18434945 >>18434947 >>18434948 >>18434950 >>18434951 >>18434959 >>18434961 >>18434967

I'm a 32 year old kissless virgin who have never seen a vagina IRL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:32:17 No.18434941 Report

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>>18434940
Just start mewing bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:33:43 No.18434942 Report

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>>18434940
just be yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:35:54 No.18434943 Report

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>>18434940
Go out more

motorAnon

motorAnon Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:36:38 No.18434944 Report

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>>18434940
>I'm a 32 year old kissless virgin who have never seen a vagina IRL.
I have. Vaginas are extremely ugly unless its a 16yo virgin girl (relax 16 is legal here). Thats why we call women roasties.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:37:00 No.18434945 Report

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>>18434940
become a heroin addict

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:37:08 No.18434946 Report

Quoted By: >>18434949 >>18434953 >>18434955

Only 8 more years until wizard powers. You got this fren

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:37:33 No.18434947 Report

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>>18434940
haha, what a loser. I've held hands with a woman once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:37:52 No.18434948 Report

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>>18434940
>he thinks is a visual experience
wait until you smell one

motorAnon

motorAnon Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:37:59 No.18434949 Report

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>>18434946
wizard is 30, archmage is 40

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:38:12 No.18434950 Report

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>>18434940
You're an automated spam bot who should be reported

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:38:26 No.18434951 Report

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>>18434940
good for both you and your future wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:38:35 No.18434952 Report

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>>18434947
Post green text

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:38:51 No.18434953 Report

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>>18434946
he's already a wizard
at 40 he'll become a warlock
a wizard's spell is "feer on yourself for 30 minutes when seeing a female"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:39:02 No.18434954 Report

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>>18434950
did you report it or are you all mouth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:39:09 No.18434955 Report

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>>18434946
Wait, when did wizard go from 30 to 40? Or is it a Journeyman / full Mage / Archmage deal?

motorAnon

motorAnon Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:39:31 No.18434956 Report

Quoted By: >>18434957 >>18435004

>>18434948
>wait until you smell one
Its constantly secreting blood, slime, old cum and blood crusts and its all festering in a warm, wet hole.
Its basically constantly rotting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:41:09 No.18434957 Report

Quoted By: >>18434968 >>18435006

>>18434956
that's the neovaginas man made, god given vaginas have self cleaning processes they still smell like fish tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:41:46 No.18434958 Report

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>>18434953

what's the warlock spell then ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:41:46 No.18434959 Report

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>>18434940
You're not alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:41:51 No.18434960 Report

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>>18434952
can't, it's' sort of embarrassing story, because I think I had a real shot at the girl, but I let the sperging win

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:41:57 No.18434961 Report

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>>18434940
If this guy hasn't had pussy then that is by choice. lol All you have to do is smile once in a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:42:33 No.18434962 Report

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>>18434958
"erectile dysfunction on yourself permanently"
no one said they're gonna be good spells

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:42:55 No.18434963 Report

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You're not missing much. They look like shit and they smell like it, too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:42:58 No.18434964 Report

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>>18434955
nah he got confused, it's always been 30. Been hurling fireballs at my enemies for 8 years so I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:43:03 No.18434965 Report

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>>18434958
Eldritch Blasts in increasing and with time decreasing quantity

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:43:09 No.18434966 Report

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>>18434961
>smile
what's that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:43:18 No.18434967 Report

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>>18434940
ama?

motorAnon

motorAnon Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:43:36 No.18434968 Report

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>>18434957
>vaginas have self cleaning processes
Do you know what a tampon is? Women stick a tampon up their vagina to stop the slime from flowing down so it just rots in there with the blood and the old cum.
Dont talk back to me nigger, you have no idea how disgusting femoids are.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sijl4MUD Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:49:35 No.18435004 Report

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>>18434956
>>18434968
I'm glad to become a wizard and avoid such disgust.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RX7vdDY1 Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:49:56 No.18435005 Report

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>>18434964
>485.png

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OhzgM8N1 Thu 17 Aug 2023 11:49:59 No.18435006 Report

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>>18434957
The only femoid that I've ever been with that had a partially tuna smelling pussy was half jewish.
If a woman is clean & they aren't of a cattle race then their vaginas are fairly clean other than when they are on the rag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1Z+/WGP9 Thu 17 Aug 2023 12:04:23 No.18435049 Report

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Once I get to 35 I will completely give up.

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