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ID:7QQ5sGPi No.1845131 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Ugh. Kill me.
>be me
>20
>work at papa johns
>got to burger king across street because i fucking hate papa johns
>cute girl working there
>noticably mirin
>"chicken big king or whatever the hell i ordered please"
>sure!
>eat meal
>want to ask her out. Feelin a bit alpha after demolishing the chicken sandwich
>go back up to counter
>hey *name* can i....
>gets nervous
>panic.jpg
>gulp
>hey name can i get one of those paper crowns?
>she has to assemble it as part of her job.
>pussy immediately closes.
>leave
I still have the crown...dubs decides what i do with it