I am a proud Ruski. Cozily lived in the "rotten west" most of my life on all kinds of visas, last nearly 10 years were in the US where I started a promising academic career. I was talking shit about Putin and Russia on all social medias, and donating money to "terrorist organizations" such as ACF.

NOW I CAN'T RETURN TO THE STATES. My only option is to return to Russia as Ruskis are not welcome anywhere in the world currently. Flying there in a couple days.

What should I do there anons? Do I start a new life? Join Wagner? Join one of those underground Navalny groups? Will I be arrested at the border for what I said on social media? Should I get a Z tattooed on my forehead here in Latin America before I go home? Let's go with the most deranged advice.