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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:47:05 No.18476708 View View Reply Original Report

Pope Francis dies and you're chosen to become the next leader of the Catholic Church. What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:48:36 No.18476709 Report

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shoot myself in the head

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:48:46 No.18476710 Report

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>>18476708
crusade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:49:14 No.18476711 Report

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>>18476708
pretty much the plot of "the young pope".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:49:21 No.18476712 Report

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Repent before the four other patriarchs and return to the Holy Orthodox, Catholic and Apostolic Church

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:49:23 No.18476713 Report

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>>18476708
Kiss as many black mens feet as possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:49:59 No.18476714 Report

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BILLIONS OF TURKS MUST DIE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:50:16 No.18476715 Report

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>>18476709
Fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:51:20 No.18476716 Report

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>>18476708
call for a crusade for total turkish death
simple as

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:51:41 No.18476717 Report

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>>18476708
I burn at least 50% of the pedo clergy on stakes and start a holy crusade over Jerusalem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:51:44 No.18476718 Report

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>>18476708
Completely undo vatican II and all supporting decrees, bulls, etc.

Purge the church of all jews, communists and freemasons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:53:00 No.18476719 Report

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>>18476712
our primacy is unquestionable, though you niggers are christians (the pr*ts aren't)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:53:06 No.18476720 Report

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>>18476708
>Burn Book of Mormon in St Peter's square
>Beat plowshares into swords

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:53:28 No.18476721 Report

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>>18476708
Call for a crusade against jews and Israel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:55:13 No.18476722 Report

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>>18476717
lets be real. the church has a faggot problem, not a pedo problem. i think it was something like 95% of the molestations are men preying on younger boys. whilst yes, thats still pedophilia, the core issue comes from faggotry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:55:24 No.18476723 Report

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>>18476708
Give away the whole thing to charity after purging our culture of any memory of that shit church.

There's enough homosexuals working for the surveillance state. Nobody needs the pedos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:55:29 No.18476724 Report

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>>18476717
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:56:09 No.18476725 Report

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>>18476708
Call for the glassing of the middle east and all who oppose it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:56:50 No.18476726 Report

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>>18476708
Accept the book of concord and reunite with confessional Lutherans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:59:20 No.18476727 Report

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>>18476719
I really don't care for your heretical rumblings

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:59:39 No.18476728 Report

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>>18476708
I'm probably not a good choice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 13:59:41 No.18476729 Report

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>>18476708
>dismiss the cardinals
>disband the curia
>announce the forfeit of the tittle of "pope" to the Coptic archbishop of Ethiopia
>announce new title as patriarch of Rome
>grant autocephaly to patriarchy of Iberia, patriarchy of France and patriarchy of Poland
>declare a crusade and holy war for the restoration of the pentarchy
>mend the great schism with orthodox patriarchs
>allow south American churches to apply for autocephaly with the universal patriarch of Constantinople
>get murdered by globalist kike slaves

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:02:34 No.18476730 Report

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>>18476708
Make the church more like the ACNA and Russian Orthodox.

I would just be another archbishop/patriarch, not claim to be in charge of all Christianity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:06:55 No.18476731 Report

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Mandatory birth control for Africa
Require all new priests to marry
Have pedo priests extradited to the Vatican where they will be fed to lions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:06:57 No.18476732 Report

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>>18476708
Disband the Catholic Church and encourage all Christians to read the Bible

The Red Barron

The Red Barron Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:07:24 No.18476733 Report

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Billions Must Die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:12:28 No.18476734 Report

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Blow the thing wide open and expose (((Christianity))) for the mind control scam that it is.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:14:15 No.18476735 Report

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bow to pachamama idols
wear magical rings
release a "new (world) order" mass where priestesses face away from the alter, and the congregation passes crackers around
recieve icons with jesus blacked out and hammer/scickle in the shape of a cross
build a large room that's clearly the head of a snake
sniff little boys
put up banners of amazonian women breastfeeding dogs in the churches
host "clown" masses where literal clowns dance around the alter
say no one goes to hell
say i don't judge gays
say mastrubation is not a sin
say we worship the same god as the sinagogue of satan and the mosque of false prophesy
discourage "breeding like rabbits"
watch as "trad caths" defend me
declare myself the anti-christ and my church the whore of babylon, but do it in a private interview with a leftoid
don't comment on queations if i ever said or clarify
"retire" from being pope

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:15:21 No.18476736 Report

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>>18476708
repent and rejoin the one true Church of Eastern Orthodoxy.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:16:49 No.18476737 Report

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>>18476708
>first ban faggotry and kick out all the pedos
>invite sam harris and dawkins to a 2vs1 debate against me
>run them both through as King Louis advised mid argument.
>declare open season on atheists and troons
>110 the jews
>declare a holy war against western governments and call for christian jihadeen
>kill the jesuits and publically execute the black pope myself using a great sword
>call for christian insurrections across the world
Thats just week 1
You gotta make moves fast if you get power and want to make change

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:18:45 No.18476738 Report

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>>18476708
Add the Quran to the Bible.
Reinstitute Old Testament laws.
Drop the Trinity.
Refuse to elaborate.
Leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:18:58 No.18476739 Report

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>>18476727
Do you actually think orthodoxy is remotely plausible? The filioque was affirmed at councils the orthodox were in communion with, they just never added it to their creed. The Orthodox rejected the Catholic faith for the same reason Henry VIII, the German princes who bankrolled the Lutheran church, and every custom build-a-bear church in America did: the individuals who ran them wanted more power, pure and simple.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:19:18 No.18476740 Report

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>>18476729
>mend the great schism with orthodox patriarchs
Honestly don't know how this hasn't happened given the Eastern Catholic Churches, especially the patriarchal ones with 100% sui juris to not listen to the Pope outside of Ex Cathedra, are literally just Orthodox that have mended the schism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:21:35 No.18476741 Report

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>>18476738
>>18476729
You two will serve as my Left and Right Hand.
Your heads are in the right place

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:22:37 No.18476742 Report

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>>18476708
Start a Crusade against Ukraine and Poland.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:23:45 No.18476743 Report

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>>18476708
Reverse Vatican II. The rest will take care of itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:24:05 No.18476744 Report

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>>18476708

Excommunicate all sodomites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:25:12 No.18476745 Report

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>>18476708
disband the religion.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bNg3140S Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:26:00 No.18476753 Report

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aahhhhh, dzannnii

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:46vMAGPP Mon 21 Aug 2023 16:00:42 No.18477446 Report

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>>18476719
>primacy
Odd it took till 1054 AD for that to be "true"

>>18476729
Based

>>18476738
Quran has a trinity listed. Mary is a god in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lEYc/Xeo Mon 21 Aug 2023 16:03:23 No.18477461 Report

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purge pedophile priests and cardinals. convoke an ecumenic council to revise and debate canonic law and to increment the power of the pope, giving me direct power over parishes and priests. further my influence with investments in media and economy and use that economic and mediatic power to lobby countries into giving me concessions. purge eretics from all the clergy and revise the novus ordo into something better, with the help of trustworthy theologians of course. reinstitute some kind of knight orders and finance jesuits and knights of malta to also get some kind of military power, with modern weapons and everything of course.

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