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Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:30:17 No.18497652 View View Reply Original Report

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How come modern girls can’t fucking cook even the ones larping as trad wives produce garbage.

How come males are able to consistently cook good meals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:32:12 No.18497653 Report

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>>18497652
Well it does look delicious though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:33:23 No.18497654 Report

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>>18497652
I want to smell her farts after that

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Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:34:15 No.18497655 Report

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>>18497652
good god. just. Imagine. Getting blackout drunk one afternoon, then waking up in a really nice living room, on a intricately decorated couch, classical music playing, everything is weirdly ornate, and in walks this lady, whom you immediately recognize as Abby:
>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS.
And then you wake up, realize it was all a dream but you must live in the nightmare of imagining.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:34:25 No.18497656 Report

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>>18497652
I cook most the meals I’m the house. My wife is a fantastic cook. But we both agree I make better food.
Forgot to get my canned green beans and and didn’t have enough peas to add. But everything else is home grown and even the beef was home raised and my wife slaughtered and butchered it earlier this year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:34:39 No.18497657 Report

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>>18497652
Nigga I hate this meme

Women in the old days couldn't cook either. 3/4 times I have ever been at an old ladies house to eat dinner it's the blandest chicken and literally just steamed vegetables or some shit.

Truly good female cooks were never the majority. Us wypipo lived on corn and fucking sausage and shiet for centuries here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:35:23 No.18497658 Report

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>>18497652
I wish I knew anon. My mothers cooking is borderline Michelin star worthy. Women after genx can’t even cook a tv dinner correctly. The last few women I’ve dated acted like the kitchen was some foreign land on a distant planet.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:35:39 No.18497659 Report

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>>18497652
Abby doesn't even need to cook her husband can live off the milk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:36:11 No.18497660 Report

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>>18497656
How does she put down the cow? Stew looks great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:36:29 No.18497661 Report

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>>18497652
I would slurp every piece of that meal directly out of her arsehole, every morsel, domestic and forren, fooken willies gone big now thinking about her ffs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:36:37 No.18497662 Report

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>>18497652
absolute trash not even close to making it right.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:36:41 No.18497663 Report

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>>18497654

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Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:37:42 No.18497664 Report

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>>18497652
how the fuck is that ramen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:38:03 No.18497665 Report

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>>18497663
You sick fuck

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Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:38:17 No.18497666 Report

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>>18497652
>>18497653
>>18497654
>he cooks his food
Just drink raw milk and eat everything raw. Cooking was the first scam. It is THE scam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:39:11 No.18497667 Report

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>>18497657
my grandmother would cook everything in the oven until it was almost too dry to eat.
My grandpa would cook once in a blue moon and create culinary delights beyond measure

my wife panicked because something tasted wrong and it was ruined and i literally added salt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:39:12 No.18497668 Report

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>>18497652
>How come males are able to consistently cook good meals?
i'm a male and i can't make anything more complex than spaghetti

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:39:42 No.18497669 Report

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>>18497666
Have fun with your parasites and salmonella.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:40:01 No.18497670 Report

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>>18497666
lasts longer if you cook

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:40:02 No.18497671 Report

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Doesn't Jewish food suck ass?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:40:06 No.18497672 Report

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>>18497656
>Forgot to get my canned green beans
>canned green beans

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:40:12 No.18497673 Report

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>>18497656
looks good anon.
I'm currently at a point in my life where I struggle to make dishes that freeze well in a vaccum bag. too busy to cook most of the time but I can't bring myself to buy ready made stuff.
Unfortunately haven't found much beyond marinated steaks/chicken breast/pork cutlets (frozen raw, thawing and cooking takes just a few minutes), beef burguignon(mushrooms turn to mush), and garbanzo soups.
got any recs?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:40:17 No.18497674 Report

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>>18497652
>How come males are able to consistently cook good meals?
Because we view it as an alchemy project akin to being a wizard.

>How come modern girls can’t fucking cook even the ones larping as trad wives produce garbage.
Because women have always been assigned the role to cook out of convenience and to give them something to do not because they're actually better than men at cooking. On average women are better at cooking than men but that as long as said man doesn't know how to cook but if if a man knows how to cook he'll BTFOs a women's cooking. Most restaurant chefs are men, most famous and Michelin star chefs are men. Asides from Betty crocker and maybe Rachel Rey/Paula Deen, I can't think of another notable female cook (or baker) ever.
Cooking is a male dominated art we allow women to dabble in so they can feel good.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:40:26 No.18497675 Report

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Women being good cooks is a huge myth. The worst part is their kitchens are filthy dirty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:41:02 No.18497676 Report

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>>18497660
Thanks.
We use a captive bolt pistol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:41:33 No.18497677 Report

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>>18497671

yes, hno, its fucking terrible. the food they stole from the middle east is actually good and they make restaurants with it in the USA now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:42:34 No.18497678 Report

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>>18497673
I gotcha. I enjoy cooking because both grandmas refused to teach me. Told me to marry a woman to cook for me. So I did but still wanted to cook.
To be honest I don’t use recipes. I just throw shit together.
If you want a badass recipe for a tomato basil potage I have that down as a recipe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:43:01 No.18497679 Report

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>>18497671
you can always improve it by adding bacon.
It also depends if avant garde jewish food, like shit served on a shoe, or traditional dishes like couscous, latkas, matzo soup, etc. You can always substitute foreskins with bacon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q7SvQLR6 Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:46:30 No.18497691 Report

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>>18497673
>beef burguignon(mushrooms turn to mush)
Are you adding your raw mushrooms in while making the sauce or are you roasting/sauteing them separately in butter/olive oil to caramelize and then adding them in at the very end?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BUhkFiRn Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:47:00 No.18497696 Report

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>>18497652
cooking, like all folk arts, was passed down by apprenticeship

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mNwR6lFw Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:52:18 No.18497767 Report

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>>18497673
20 Roma tomato, cut in half add salt
1 white onion cut into fourths
1 head of garlic with top 1/3 cut off pour butter and sprinkle salt on top
Line on a baking sheet and toast in the oven or roast over an actual fire.
Once roasted add to a blender, ton of black pepper, some dried oregano, add more salt, 1 1/2 cup of basil, I like to add a little raw milk from morning milking, and then blend it all together.
bake a really nice crusty bread to go with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L/mCTnH6 Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:53:57 No.18497772 Report

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males are just as capable of atrocities such as these. i think it's that parents were too busy making money to really raise their kids, and that instant food, plus the microwave kinda made convenience triumph over tradition.

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Anonymous ID:xTCfzjl7 Wed 23 Aug 2023 21:56:58 No.18497799 Report

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>>18497672
>5cd.jpg

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Anonymous ID:PsllCXiR Wed 23 Aug 2023 22:02:57 No.18497829 Report

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yeah my bitch couldn't cook for shit either
told her to watch some homemade sloppa youtube tutorials and it ended up alright
did the same thing when i had to cook for myself too
cooking isn't hard unless you're a retard who can't even follow instructions on youtube

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