I have understood that the majority of you, fine /bant/ers, are in fact such wimps that you have not even dared to taste a cigarette. During recess you stand half outside the circle, with your hands in your pockets and head frozen in fear like a sheep surrounded by wolves. Occasionally you check your phone as if a girl had messaged you. Hah.

On top of that you come here every night crying about how you can't get a girlfriend. Has it never occurred to you that the problem might your smokelessness? I don't even want to fuck with you pieces of human trash, only to explain how pathetic it is to miss out on the best years of your life for the sake of a few pennies a day. Smoking cigarettes is cheaper than the hooker who will take your virginity.

Smokers are cheaper for the state than non-smokers. Cancer treatment is cheaper than the specialist treatments and endless surgeries received by 90-year-olds. Cancer kills at a young age, leaving no need to pay for dozens of years worth of insurance. Smokers are heroes and the state should encourage everyone to begin smoking.

I actually had to quit smoking because of the amount of pussy I received became too much for my sexual virility. Even my wife lost her nerves when the balcony door was constantly being battered by teenage girls with desires to suck my cock. The situation was reminiscent of a zombie invasion, but instead of brains the girls were shouting ”Cock! Cock!” The funniest part is that I live on the sixth floor so the girls indeed climbed the rain gutter straight to our balcony. Now that I've gotten rid of cigarettes I only get pussy a couple of times a week and my life is considerably easier.

My face when I smoke Camel. Fucking pussies, smoking is one of the greatest pleasures in life and an excellent stress reliever. I've been smoking for six years and received no medical drawbacks. Smoking is alpha as fuck and it proves that you're no coward.