>plot
So, the prisoners have escaped. They left the home world of the arume. They also left Mars in a mess. Jason and the Mars empress (Riko) both died in the destruction of mars. The horrifying arume colony of Mars is now left a wasteland once again. The prisoners, and YOU, newcomer, have landed in Russia. You are back on earth, its good to be home. Make sure you save Earth from the arume. Its anyone's game now.

>rules
-your rolls will vary in success at the mercy of the last two digits at the end
-you find the value of the last two digits by reversing their places (e.g. 20 would actually be 02)
-if your roll goes below a 20, expect things to go wrong

>setting
-this is the REAL survival, you have to make your own stuff now, this is like camping
-earth is a wasteland
-there are animals and human settlements
-the arume have a main base in Japan

>episode 1
The 4 anons land. They find a timid guy named Don. One of the anons finds an arume settlement. Oh shit, there's 90 of them! He fights them off, but his luck runs low. Billy Mays comes in, with his whole army of crusaders, and fucks shit up. He has taken in 40 arume prisoners, and the other 50 are dead. They even built a castle, pretty nice. Noob and Sheila start talking, and chemistry starts. They fix the ship and are heading to Japan.

>episode 2
The anons land in Japan. They see its ruined, and find some chinks in a rice farm. They scare off the chinks, and the arume come in fast. Luckily, the anons escape and make it to China. Seems the chinese hate arume too, which is why they had c1g3, and now they're teaching the anons how to survive guerilla warfare.

>episode 3
The anons go through a guerilla warfare test. They all miserably fail. They go through another test, this time, just shooting fast targets, and most of them do excellent. Someone slaps Sheila's ass and everyone gets into a rumble. Sheila and Noob hook up. Arthas and Aikko hook up too.

Rock n' Roll.