>>18547023>you don't remember the nightmare?I do remember it.
>>18547034>What about?I was in my jeep, and I was in a car wash.
I love car washes. The automatic ones just tickle my brain just right.
But this was the "carwash of dooooom!" a voice proclaimed. basically, it was a horrible haunted house in a car wash, a 2-for-1 deal. It was not scary and was intended to be humorous(?) but nevertheless even though the dream wasn't scary, I was filled with dread at the thought of... soemthing, and as I slipped out of my dream I saw faces. Long, bloody faces, and they were smiling at me, and their smile was twisted. It wasn't the direction smiles are supposed to go. Their eyes were the worst part. Huge, but yet the sockets were just slightly too big leaving an uncanny feeling. They were staring at me and smiling, I saw three faces like this.
And then they quit smiling, and I woke up. I don't really think the car wash of doom was related, I think it was just a manifestation of a growing sense of dread.
>Someone should break the news to her. I wonder what she'd say.>"That's ridiculous. What do you mean you aren't a monkey?" 
