>>18559896make sure to ejaculate inside of a pepsi bottle, and next time you see a girl you are interested in throw the bottle of pepsi all over her spilling come on them. After that, run up to them and hump their side making loud shrieking noises.
It should work. It's a secret mating ritual handed down to me, it's been studied in baboons and other primates as a selective mating ritual.
