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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:48:52 No.18562017 View View Reply Original Report

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You work half your waking day and get 2 weeks off out of 52 weeks a year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:50:18 No.18562018 Report

Quoted By: >>18562028 >>18562032 >>18562036 >>18562628

You spend half your life posting frogs on 4chan
You’re not any better

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:51:24 No.18562019 Report

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>>18562017
Can you imagine getting paid by the hour? You cant even be rewarded for excelling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:52:50 No.18562020 Report

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>>18562017
Your mom is ashamed by you give her a break

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:53:55 No.18562021 Report

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>>18562017
I play vidya and shitpost on 4chan for 90% of my workday and I earn more than enough for everything I need

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:54:07 No.18562022 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKIaHJvlR6s

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:54:52 No.18562023 Report

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>>18562021
What's your job? Are you a security guard or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:54:57 No.18562024 Report

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Its funny because wagies dream and wish everyday they could NEET

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:55:46 No.18562025 Report

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>>18562017
5 weeks off, I work for the federal government.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:56:16 No.18562026 Report

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>>18562017
I get 25 paid days off + 12 national holidays per year by law. I work fully remote from my home office and basically play video games all day. For this I get a white collar IT salary. I live in a large home in a forest with my 3 sons and wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:56:19 No.18562027 Report

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>>18562021
Please tell us what you do and how we can do it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:56:39 No.18562028 Report

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>>18562018
fpbp
move along we are done here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:59:24 No.18562029 Report

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>>18562017
Awww, do you still live at home with mommy and daddy? Do they still pay all your bills? Does mommy still tuck you in at night? That's adorable, sweetie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:00:44 No.18562030 Report

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>>18562029
Snlighten me how a wagie spends his 1/3 of life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:01:47 No.18562031 Report

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>>18562029
Yeah and she gives me blowies too it's the best!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:03:52 No.18562032 Report

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>>18562018
posting frogs on a mongolian basket weaving forum is hundreds of times more based than slaving for fiat currency.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:03:55 No.18562033 Report

Quoted By: >>18562061 >>18562063

>>18562017
I don't even mind the work, it's mainly being in a place I don't want to be with people I don't want to be with. In that way it's more like detention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:05:22 No.18562034 Report

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>>18562017
>get 2 weeks off
uh, about that...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:06:47 No.18562035 Report

Quoted By: >>18562037

Wageslaves need to work 26 FUCKING YEARS to accumulate 1 full year of free time that they can't even enjoy in one go. Imagine pissing your life... and for what? For validation? Just stop caring you fucking retard!
>BOO HOO HOO BUT WHAT IS BOB THE BUTTON PUSHER AND JIM THE JANITOR GONNA THINK ABOUT ME IF I QUIT MUH JERB?!?!?1
AHHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEETARD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:08:11 No.18562036 Report

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>>18562018
The difference is he's having fun doing it while you're here trying to defend wage slaving for noseberg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:08:51 No.18562037 Report

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>>18562035
Women make them do it. No money, no honey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:12:13 No.18562038 Report

Quoted By: >>18562045 >>18562072

>>18562017
Well I get 3 weeks off
Also I get off every holiday
I clock in at 6 AM, make $25/hour until 2:30 PM, then I make $38/hour until 3:30
Just to stand at a conveyor belt & make jokes all day
Working is pretty easy anon, maybe if you weren't an autistic fuck you could be useful to society.
But don't try bringing others down because of your disabilities.
Hell, I still live with my parents & I have 2 bills, car insurance & cellphone. That's it. All my money goes into my savings account, roth IRA, & 401k.
You can't live off your parents forever. Your $600/month in disability isn't shit, anon. I make that in about a day & a few hours.

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:14:42 No.18562039 Report

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>>18562037
>masturbate
>no longer need vaginal rewards
>women can no longer manipulate you

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:16:03 No.18562040 Report

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>>18562023
>>18562027
WFH software engineer for an (((international company))). Protip, the bigger the company, the slower things generally move. Most work I've done for the past six months was maybe 4 hours in one day. I haven't done overtime / on call / weekend work for years.

Lockdowns and ChatGPT Indians were the best thing to happen to this field. If you have a base level understanding of how computers work and high-school tier problem solving/critical thinking faculties, everyone will trip over themselves to try to hire you rn.

> inb4 thread is full of seething wagies claiming ChatGPT will take my job in 2 weeks and I should go to welding school with niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:16:22 No.18562041 Report

Quoted By: >>18562042 >>18562053

>>18562039
You'll never know the euphoria of a Ukrainian refugee babe pulling off the condom, sticking your dick back in her pussy & begging you to keep it in there while you cum hot loads deep inside of her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:17:59 No.18562042 Report

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>>18562041
You have to gaslight yourself to enjoy that hedonistic crap. It's like eating an entire tub of ice cream then downing 10 shots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:18:19 No.18562043 Report

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>>18562023
There's a guy at my jobsite who's only job is to sit in an air conditioned shack & log semi trucks that come in & out if the property.
That's it.
$25/hour
Every time I go into his shack-office he's watching YouTube & eating hot cheetos
He could play vidya if he had something to play it on, like a steam deck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:19:47 No.18562044 Report

Quoted By: >>18562049

>>18562040
If you're not LARPing then that sounds like a pretty good deal. You basically get paid for NEETing. For what company are you working and do you earn more than the typical Bong software engineer? AFAIK you guys earn like 3000-5000 GBP a month in London right? And how did you get your foot in the door? I know that if you succeed at that the rest is easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:22:46 No.18562045 Report

Quoted By: >>18562046

>>18562038
You spend your life at a conveyor. Born to be a robot. You make jokes to cope and have no time off and you dream of retiring every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:25:23 No.18562046 Report

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>>18562045
No I don't lmao, I listen to music & audiobooks all day long & a food truck pulls into the parking lot every day & my company pays for whatever you want, this job is comfy as fuck

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:27:45 No.18562047 Report

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>>18562040
>tfw my attention span is too low to learn coding
>possibly due to an utter lack of interest
best it gets for me is sitting in a truck while the drone runs loops around the property line

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:30:00 No.18562048 Report

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I work from home two hours a day and collect more money per month than you see in a year. Have a good day blanket boy, enjoy the allowance

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:32:24 No.18562049 Report

Quoted By: >>18562054 >>18562060 >>18562581

>>18562044
I earn more than national average and I live nowhere near London. Could be earning numerically more in London but my cost of living would be at least double, also London is a shithole full of Rocket Scientists.

Not going to say the company name, but it's in the finance field. They typically pay the best.

As for getting your foot in the door, learn a commonly used language. Java and Python make up about 90% of the work in this field. Avoid front end garbage like JavaScript and its frameworks. If you have a GitHub presence and you can pass a technical interview most employers won't care if you have a degree or not, just apply for jobs you think you can do at the bigger firms and they'll take you. After a couple of years in the field you can move from some normie grad churner to a higher tier outfit and dictate your own working conditions. There are ton of (((demoralizers))) on this board who will tell you SOFTWARE INDUSTRY IS OGRE for some reason (AI, Indians, Chinese, whatever the fuck) but they've been screaming that for the past 15 years at least and it's never happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:33:32 No.18562050 Report

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>>18562017
NO PUSSY
NO WORK
NO MORE FUNDING NIGGERS’ BUFFOONERY
SIMPLE AS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:34:12 No.18562051 Report

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>>18562036
>he's having fun doing it
yeah, i'm sure it's super fun, and not just a waste of time to cope with a nonexistant life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:39:00 No.18562052 Report

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>>18562017
So my wife doesn't have to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:42:00 No.18562053 Report

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>>18562041
She wants an anchor baby and a meal ticket you silly goose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:42:16 No.18562054 Report

Quoted By: >>18562058 >>18562071

>>18562049
Thanks anon, I really appreciate it. NEETs with money are even better than NEETs. I imagine you could automate that shit at some point and basically NEET 99.99% of the time, maybe with the exception of stand up meetings if you have them.
Good point about the demoralizers. I've seen people here post demoralizing shit and normalfags do it to you IRL as well but sometimes I talk to anons like you who've made it and they all tell me I have nothing to worry about, just apply and I'll probably get a job no matter the degree or lack thereof, or lack of experience. I talked to an anon here who was 30-something and he hadn't worked for 10 fucking years, then applied to 20 companies or so and started working as a programmer.
I'll focus on learning Java then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:44:55 No.18562055 Report

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>>18562026
But is your house on a mountain?

If not, you've nothing to brag about

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:45:09 No.18562056 Report

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>>18562053
& it was worth it
That Ukrainian pussy got me fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:46:20 No.18562057 Report

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>>18562017
Don't forget that they only also get to spend only like 30% of what they actually earn. The rest goes to us and to ensure that women get free state-funded abortions. Thanks, wagies!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:48:55 No.18562058 Report

Quoted By: >>18562062 >>18562071

>>18562054
Good luck mate. He said that "tech is dead and saturated" posters are only pajeets and for some reason conveniently left out the fact that it's because the industry still has not recovered from the tech layoffs, and it's going to get even worse now with a general recession looming. Tech is one of the most recession-prone industries there is, and your competition is not pajeets. It's S&P500 developers with 15+ years of experience under their belt. No, it was not just HR that got laid off. Developers as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:50:39 No.18562059 Report

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>>18562040
Cucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:51:48 No.18562060 Report

Quoted By: >>18562071

>>18562040
>>18562049
>le wfh software engineer
>extremely vague details and never elaborates
And for the billionth time, nobody is buying that retarded larp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:53:02 No.18562061 Report

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>>18562033
This is my issue. My company just laid off a bunch of losers, and I'm the only one actually happy about it. Fewer coworkers is better for me, especially losing the masklet Covidiot nigger and some Karens mad that the rest of us are on our phones half the day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:54:27 No.18562062 Report

Quoted By: >>18562064

>>18562058
I've heard this argument before and it sounds like blackpilling to me. The bong anon sounds more down to earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:55:35 No.18562063 Report

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>>18562033
yeah I have the same problem. I can't stand socializing with people I don't like, I don't have "fun" hobbies, I talk too much about "boring shit" and if you don't get along with your coworkers they'll probably call you a creep or tell you that you're not a cultural fit, especially in those huge, multinational, globohomo companies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 11:56:27 No.18562064 Report

Quoted By: >>18562065 >>18562066

>>18562062
Just stop taking my word or any WFH fantasy posters word at face value. Instead, just go to LinkedIn and look at job postings. Particularly look at junior ones, because those are what you will be applying for. You will notice that each position has 300+ application, and that's being generous.
>t. not a fantasy poster and actually work as developer
>graduated with bachelors in softdev a year ago so actually understand what the industry looks like if you have no prior experience
>would not have gotten a job if it wasn't for nepotistic contacts, despite the fact that i've built up a github portfolio since age 16

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:02:00 No.18562065 Report

Quoted By: >>18562069

>>18562064
Most undergrads don't even have a portfolio and they still get jobs so there are people out there graduating at 21-22 with no githubs. I don't get your point. You sound like those gaslighting normies who tell you how everything is impossible, and they gaslight each other too so you tend to believe them since they're all parroting the same shit. I've had enough of this shit. I also used to think that unless I coded in assembly from age 5 I'd never make it in IT. Guess what, your github is full of shitty forks nobody gives a fuck about, and those kids who "coded in assembly" at age 5 were just writing hello world programs while hand held by their engineer/programmer daddies.

This is just gaslighting and blackpilling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:02:51 No.18562066 Report

Quoted By: >>18562069

>>18562064
and remove your memeflag if you want to sound more credible

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:03:19 No.18562067 Report

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>>18562017
Yes, I do it because I'm afraid of how I might raise a family if I didn't have the stability that this capitalist hellhole provides. I feel like I'm terrible at it now, so undoubtedly I'd be more terrible in that uncertainty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:05:48 No.18562068 Report

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>>18562017
>2 weeks off
do amerifats really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:07:12 No.18562069 Report

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>>18562065
>>18562066
>Most undergrads don't even have a portfolio and they still get jobs so there are people out there graduating at 21-22 with no githubs.
No they're not. You're stuck in the pre-pandemic era you faggot. That ship has long sailed. Yes, it absolutely used to be possible to get a job even by just getting through a shitty bootcamp. That was 3 years ago.
You could maybe perhaps try recognizing your selection bias of only opting out the positive lies about the tech industry, which you are doing, and instead go to literally any fucking place with actual fresh graduates and see how they're doing. Even /g/ will do. Go lurk Plebbit. Or just do what I told you to do and go check out LinkedIn and do actual research on what the market looks like. It's completely fucked.
>le learning java
If you want a shot at making it (re: not working at a startup where you will kill yourself) you should be learning COBOL. The entire banking industry relies on it and zoomers don't even know what it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:14:02 No.18562070 Report

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>>18562017
I work from home for 6figs, generally shitpost all day. I get 6 full weeks off paid a year. Plus 2.5 weeks around the winter holidays paid. Neets are worse than vaxxies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:14:44 No.18562071 Report

Quoted By: >>18562074 >>18562075

>>18562060
You're free to believe what you like my guy
>>18562058
Ah yes the memeflag tech is dead Tel Aviv poster like clockwork

>>18562054
Honestly the best response. I know I've lucked out to a large degree, I still had to grind early on as a junior, but if you pick things up quickly and aren't a complete aspie you can get yourself into an extremely comfy job after 2-3 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:16:56 No.18562072 Report

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>>18562038
>in about a day & a few hours.
nigger tier math job there wagie

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:17:27 No.18562073 Report

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>>18562017

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:21:09 No.18562074 Report

Quoted By: >>18562601

>>18562071
I-I'm learning! I'm learning to cooooooooode! I'm javaing!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:26:25 No.18562075 Report

Quoted By: >>18562623

>>18562071
>Honestly the best response. I know I've lucked out to a large degree, I still had to grind early on as a junior, but if you pick things up quickly and aren't a complete aspie you can get yourself into an extremely comfy job after 2-3 years.
Thanks for the advice anon. And after all, it's easier to try and see what you end up with than blackpill yourself from the start like the shills and normalfags would have you believe. I've heard all the gaslighting memes:
>AI and robots will replace everyone in the STEM industries
>crypto and bitcoin are dead
>dotcom boom
>offshoring
>women and minorities flooding the workplace
>kids are learning how to program starting in primary school
>you didn't program in assembly/machine code at the age of 5 like that guy! (actually: the guy was writing hello world programs while hand held by his daddy who worked as an engineer/developer)
>you weren't solving integrals in your head at the age of 10! it's over! give up
but it never turns out to hold water. I personally fell for the last 2 memes and I fucking hate myself for it but I think I get it now, normalfags don't want to see you succeed.

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Anonymous ID:bvCYRlPK Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:29:04 No.18562581 Report

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>>18562049
>736.png

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Anonymous ID:gPR58SY3 Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:36:25 No.18562599 Report

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>>18562073
Kek. NEETS hold the key to the secrets of life. Being a paid NEET of two years now, I have understood how short life is, and that the most valuable thing you have is your time. My life is made out of segments, and each one must be worth it to the fullest. That means I will need a different relationship with money. It isnt that hard. I will never own a home and I will become minimalist. My happiness will not come from material weatlh. I got an abundance of options for housing. I am just not participating in your rat race is all. Take off your chains workslave.

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Anonymous ID:2GB1DfAF Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:37:15 No.18562601 Report

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>>18562074
Are you cranky because you forgot to dilate this morning?

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Anonymous ID:2GB1DfAF Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:44:24 No.18562623 Report

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>>18562075
Crab bucket mentality, dude. Typically they are either McWagies that keep trying to convince themselves there's no point trying to get a better job because everything is collapsing OR they're seatfiller pajeets that know they are useless and want to keep people that might be better out. You will never see a decent dev tell you not to apply. I work with people who didn't move into tech until they were 40+ and I would take them over some assembly-writing holier-than-thou autist any day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TlUBhvUO Wed 30 Aug 2023 12:47:05 No.18562628 Report

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>>18562018
Unless the imaginary wagie has family, frogposting at home is less of a ropefuel than waging

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