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Anonymous ID:Oo5xXaPh Mon 21 Aug 2017 01:40:29 No.1857199 View View Reply Original Report

ITT: Times you've injured another person

>Be at friend's house
>Me and him play with bat and ball in backyard
>He throws
>I swing
>Bat smashes directly into face of other friend behind me
>Misses ball

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Anonymous ID:8e1/9osd Mon 21 Aug 2017 01:44:41 No.1857223 Report

Quoted By: >>1857228 >>1857236

>be me
>15 or 16 at the time
>soccer goalkeeper in a small club from my town
>a big kid from the other team blocks my vision (i'm a small guy)
>finally get pissed off
>"HEY GET THE FUCK OUT OFF MY PENALTY FIELD CUNT"
>kick him in the back of the leg as hard as i can
>he ended up crying like a little bitch
>i only got a yellow card

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Anonymous ID:d6nokTnI Mon 21 Aug 2017 01:46:09 No.1857228 Report

Quoted By: >>1857248

>>1857223
>Kick a guy in the fucking leg
>Only get a yellow card
Further evidence in favour of the ref always being a wanker

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Anonymous ID:PE3bU+Ke Mon 21 Aug 2017 01:47:13 No.1857233 Report

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>>1857199
>be fucking your mom
>dog style
>put it in her butt
>stop your hurting me
>don't stop

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Anonymous ID:8e1/9osd Mon 21 Aug 2017 01:48:01 No.1857236 Report

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>>1857223
>16/17 years old then
>two smaller kids bully me for no reason
>finally something in me breaks
>i catch one of them by his arm, and smash him against the ground
>kick him in the face
>the other one grabs me
>punch stomach, then face
>broke his glasses
>they run away

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Anonymous ID:Q72vagzL Mon 21 Aug 2017 01:50:11 No.1857246 Report

Quoted By: >>1857283

>Be high school Freshman
>Sick of this bully
>chuck basketball and hit him in the face
>"bet you won't do that again!"
>Mfw I throw it in his face again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8e1/9osd Mon 21 Aug 2017 01:50:14 No.1857248 Report

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>>1857228
He screened me for 60 fucking minutes, i just had to do it
He had to have that freezing thing sprayed on his leg, i appologized after the game
Damn, the years i played football i was a fucking alpha compared to what i am now

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Anonymous ID:Lc2MvCs6 Mon 21 Aug 2017 01:52:12 No.1857253 Report

Quoted By: >>1857876

>be me
>12 years old
>sit in class, wait for the teacher to arrive
>chad grabs pencil case, slaps me with it
>grab chair (somewhat heavy, iron frame)
>throw it at chad
>grab pencil case
>throw it at chad
>everyone is shocked
>grab other chair
>sit back down

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Anonymous ID:AZc7cCES Mon 21 Aug 2017 02:01:27 No.1857283 Report

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>>1857246
Good jaaab

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Anonymous ID:Oo5xXaPh Mon 21 Aug 2017 02:06:12 No.1857303 Report

Quoted By:

Another
>Be me
>Playing golf with friends
>Absolute disaster at golf
>Swings golf club with maximum strength
>Hits old man in back with a golf ball going at the speed of light
>Mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nx3rotz1 Mon 21 Aug 2017 02:13:00 No.1857337 Report

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>be in 3rd grade
>end of year
>In line to leave
>Kid calling me names thru door
>He sticks his hand out
>Smash it in door
>He disappears for 2 weeks
>Never got in trouble

!Cinvi//NAY

!Cinvi//NAY ID:SQFarkmI Mon 21 Aug 2017 03:18:33 No.1857876 Report

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>>1857253
should've grabbed his chair and sat down on it, to dominate him

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Anonymous ID:Ul9AY3/w Mon 21 Aug 2017 03:25:34 No.1857930 Report

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>be me
>8 years old
>playing soccer
>ran too fast and couldn't stop my legs
>crashed into my own goalie and break his collar bone

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