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>be burger
>decide to take family to disneyland
>get in ford raptor and start driving on perfectly straight highway
>Get to disneyland parkinglot
>parkinglot bigger than disneyland
>go to entrance
>100$ per person
>"sir you cannot bring guns in here" so i hide my AR under my belly
>First ride, line is about 5 hours
>Discuss with other people in line how amazing our country "America" is
>get to end of line
>"sorry sir, only individuals under 500lbs allowed"
>Huhh whatever, lets eat
>Go to first restaurant
>Bacon burger & Mac and Cheese + 1 Gallon soda is 50$
>Start eating
>Get shot by homeless nigger
Dear burgers, America is 2 continents. Not your country.
>decide to take family to disneyland
>get in ford raptor and start driving on perfectly straight highway
>Get to disneyland parkinglot
>parkinglot bigger than disneyland
>go to entrance
>100$ per person
>"sir you cannot bring guns in here" so i hide my AR under my belly
>First ride, line is about 5 hours
>Discuss with other people in line how amazing our country "America" is
>get to end of line
>"sorry sir, only individuals under 500lbs allowed"
>Huhh whatever, lets eat
>Go to first restaurant
>Bacon burger & Mac and Cheese + 1 Gallon soda is 50$
>Start eating
>Get shot by homeless nigger
Dear burgers, America is 2 continents. Not your country.
