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>at work
>event hall rental place in Cuckmerica
>have to host a Sweet 16 party
>full house with teens and their parents
>catering guy comes in clearly distressed
>"uh anon I reeeeeeeeaally gotta go"
>wtf ok
>take him to the bathroom and it starts to fucking stink
>look back and notice a snail trail of liquid shit from his pants going across the building
>kids horrified
>boomer parents screaming for the manager
>I rush him out the front door while he whimpers to himself in defeat
>10 minutes later a kid tells me he came back
>hes standing there in the catering room with pants wet and brown with actual shit
>hes using his bare hands to take food out of trays
>start screaming to get the fuck out and push him out the back door
>this shitter comes back a third time looking for his phone
>told him hes fucked and threw it out the door at him
>catering company is in total shock
>no one can get a hold of the shitter
>I have to clean the shitter's shit out of the carpet
>my boss is blaming me
>mfw
>event hall rental place in Cuckmerica
>have to host a Sweet 16 party
>full house with teens and their parents
>catering guy comes in clearly distressed
>"uh anon I reeeeeeeeaally gotta go"
>wtf ok
>take him to the bathroom and it starts to fucking stink
>look back and notice a snail trail of liquid shit from his pants going across the building
>kids horrified
>boomer parents screaming for the manager
>I rush him out the front door while he whimpers to himself in defeat
>10 minutes later a kid tells me he came back
>hes standing there in the catering room with pants wet and brown with actual shit
>hes using his bare hands to take food out of trays
>start screaming to get the fuck out and push him out the back door
>this shitter comes back a third time looking for his phone
>told him hes fucked and threw it out the door at him
>catering company is in total shock
>no one can get a hold of the shitter
>I have to clean the shitter's shit out of the carpet
>my boss is blaming me
>mfw
