You can’t slide me off the front page motherfucker, I’m smooth leg Greg

I went to the mall recently, I made sure to be on the look out for anything gay, I think that like gayness attracts gayness but instead I am often stared at, must be my smooth legs. If gayness is a super power, I am the most powerful being in the universe.

They say, if you are gay then does that mean you can just be satisfied jerking off? They clearly don’t understand gay.