ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@Future
dificulty@hard
element@fire
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
Fugger
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http://drgchan.ddns.net/186782 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
Fugger
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nickname@Fugger knight up
Deathhero
Anonymous
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>>186782 nickname@MORNINGSTAR
Anonymous
Fugger
Anonymous
there should be a class to help the boss by sabotaging other players.maybe "spies"?it's make the game more challenging
Anonymous
Fugger
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>>186891 the challenge is posting at a time where there's literally nobody on the board to help out
Deathhero
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nickname@DeathHero_the_Ranged
>>186891 That would be loads of fun. I wonder where the devs are.
Deathhero
Anonymous
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nickname@BasedPolan
Fugger
>>186927 >not pulling an all-nighter >sun's already up Fugger
Anonymous
Fugger
Anonymous
Fugger
Fugger
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meanwhile i post numbers
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Fugger
Fugger
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time to spam :-DDD
Fugger
Anonymous
Fugger
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prebby close now
Fugger
Camel Jockey
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nickname@CamelJockey
Fugger
Fugger
Anonymous
Fugger
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cheesecake... sensational...
Fugger
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>>187176 ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
Anonymous
Fugger
Anonymous
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ROOROROOROROAOOAOROAOROAOROA
Camel Jockey
Rawl. Why does the website say the thread is expired/invalid
Anonymous
Fugger
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Almost killed myslef by celebrating too fasd :-DDD
Anonymous
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STAR PLATINUM, THE WORLD ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
Fugger
Anonymous
Anonymous
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ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fugger
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>>187223 thanks nigga, me be a killa jost loike rodney price
Anonymous
Fugger
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>>187255 nice crit ebin ora
Anonymous
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RAAAAAAAAAAAA OROROOROROROAAAAAAAAAAA
Fugger
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ebin crits for days :-DDDDD
Anonymous
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ORAAAAAAAAAAAOROAOROROAOROAA
Anonymous
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THERE ONCE WAS A HERO NAMED RAGNAR THE RED WHO CAME RIDING TO WHITERUN FROM OLE RORIKSTEAD
Anonymous
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OOOOOHORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
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ORRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fugger
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Let's wait for the 12 this time since we don't have a healer
Camel Jockey
>>187237 Yeah, it's working again
Rawllin again
Anonymous
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ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRARARA
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>187300 ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GETTIN OUT OF BREATH HERE
Fugger
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>>187290 ebin crit by the pajeet
>>187300 EBIN 200 M8 :-DDD
Anonymous
Anonymous
AND THE BRAGGART DID SWAGGER AND BRANDISH HIS BLADE, AS HE TOLD OF BOLD BATTLES AND GOLD HE HAS MADE
Anonymous
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DIOOOOOOOOOO ORAAAAA
Anonymous
Fugger
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>>187333 ebin trips polandbro
Anonymous
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raaaaaaaaaatatatatatatatata oraaaaaaaaaaaa
Camel Jockey
Anonymous
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oraaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fugger
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rerorerorerorerorerorerorero
Anonymous
GETTING CLOSE TO THE 00 ORAAAAA
Anonymous
Anonymous
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BUT THEN HE WENT QUIET DID RAGNAR THE RED, WHEN HE MET THE SHIELDMAIDEN MATILDA WHO SAID;
Fugger
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>>187388 i'll revive you with the ebin 69
Anonymous
WE NEED THE 400 ORAAAAAAAAAAAA FOR THIS THREAD
Anonymous
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noooooooooooooooooooooo oraaaaaaaaaaa
Fugger
Fugger
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time to meme in ora's place
Anonymous
Anonymous
Fugger
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burber time :-DD
Anonymous
Fugger
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>>187433 we have a healer :-DDDD
>>187403 avenge
Anonymous
Fugger
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>187442 >>187445 So far im a pretty shit healer
>>187403 Defib time
Anonymous
>>186782 Not participating, but I made this OC to depict the historical importance of these boss raids, depicting the battle against the Bant Plant.
Camel Jockey
Fugger
Anonymous
Fugger, I will beat you >:D
>>187459 omg why
Anonymous
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"OH YOU TALK AND YOU LIE AND YOU DRINK ALL OUR MEAD, NOW I THINK IT'S HIGH TIME THAT YOU LIE DOWN AND BLEED"
Anonymous
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nickname@Rambo
Anonymous
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>>187469 Dont worry i got it this time
Anonymous
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>>187464 We've fought BantPlant?
Anonymous
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500 ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fugger
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>>187469 >69 >dead man got it >doesn't count Alex Jones
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nickname@cheeseman
HWNDU
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nickname@HWNDU
Anonymous
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500 I BELEVE IN BVANTPLANT ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
Camel Jockey
Anonymous
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>187500 ILL TAKE NEXT HIT THAT WAS LEGENDARY
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 10:56:11 No. 187510 Report >>187500 nickname@knightyknightyaltright
Fugger
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>>187464 >my thread is in the picture ebin :-DDDD
>>187507 >>187508 >>187510 abenge time :::-D
Anonymous
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AND SO THE CAME CLASHING AND SLASHING OF STEEL, AS THE BRAVE LASS MATILDA CHARGED IN FULL OF ZEEL
Anonymous
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>>187508 《Healing waaaaave》》》》》
Fugger
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Oh I think I'm a bard. Let me sing a rousing anthem
SantaCuck
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nickname@SantaCuck
Fugger
Alex Jones
Anonymous
>>187507 ¤▪ get healed pooman▪¤
Anonymous
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And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more- When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!
Fugger
Anonymous
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TIME TO ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHARGING
Fugger
Anonymous
>>187507 Wake up wagon wheel
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 10:59:11 No. 187572 Report Quoted By:
>>187549 heal me too plz
>>187510 if yo udon't know you can do more than one at a time
Anonymous
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charging CHARGING
Anonymous
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>>187510 °arise chosen cuck°
SantaCuck
War is hell Let me weave a tale 4 U The tale of Santa Cuck
Fugger
>>187564 you can heal more than 1 person in a single post
like, infinite people in one post
Camel Jockey
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:00:02 No. 187598 Report Quoted By:
wew
Anonymous
Anonymous
Fugger
>>187593 im sid douwn for de story time
Anonymous
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se~ no demo sonnan ja dame mou sonnan ja hora kokoro wa shinka suru yo motto motto
Fugger
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>>187608 oh shit
>>187600 oh shit 600
Anonymous
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>>187601 time to continue ORAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>187608 knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:01:34 No. 187622 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:01:51 No. 187629 Report Quoted By:
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:02:08 No. 187638 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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>>187601 >>187608 LOL AVNGE IS GUD
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:02:25 No. 187646 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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>>187601 Rezzing
>>187596 Ill keep that in mind
>>187608 Rez
Camel Jockey
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:02:43 No. 187657 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam Come on and slam, if you wanna jam Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam Come on and slam, if you wanna jam
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>187601 >>187608 DIE AND CHARGING
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:03:12 No. 187673 Report Quoted By:
Fugger
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>>187669 thank ebin 69 get res
SantaCuck
There once was a man who had an ebin webpage back in the early net Was full of winrar over 9000 L o Ls
Fugger
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:03:46 No. 187692 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>187601 >>187608 Live damn you¡¡¡
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:04:09 No. 187698 Report Quoted By:
Fugger
>>187693 i'm alive stop posting
SantaCuck
>>187680 But time passed, as it does
And this fellow's memes became stale
Fugger
Anonymous
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>>187669 I'm back in black!
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:05:05 No. 187726 Report Quoted By:
shit i missed a 69 post
>>187701 spoke too soon
>>187707 abenge
Anonymous
Anonymous
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OMG DUPLICATE FILE
Fugger
Anonymous
>>187701 Now your not (forgot 69 full rezzed)
>>187707 Arise!
Camel Jockey
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>>187701 u m'knighdO shidd ill abenge
Anonymous
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:05:53 No. 187819 Report Quoted By:
wee
Fugger
Anonymous
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:06:11 No. 187831 Report Quoted By:
go go go
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:06:28 No. 187839 Report Quoted By:
cocknballs
Fugger
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wew lad that was a quickie
Anonymous
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In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Anonymous
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WHAT WAS THAT NUMBER JUMP ORA
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:06:45 No. 187850 Report Quoted By:
can't stop won't stop
Fugger
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now's we are paced fasder
SantaCuck
>>187707 O fug I forgot to post pic, I deserved to die
So the man with the webpage started a podcast. A podcast with a co-host. A much less known co-host, but certainly a high tier memer
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:07:02 No. 187856 Report Quoted By:
NELLY NELLY
Anonymous
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ORAAA CHARGING ORAAA
Fugger
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don't stop me now
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:07:20 No. 187859 Report Quoted By:
knightyknightaltright
Anonymous
Fire dragon? Needs some water.
Fugger
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cause i'm habin a gud time
Anonymous
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ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:07:36 No. 187865 Report Quoted By:
chargin mah lazers
Anonymous
Fugger
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HABIN A GUD TIME :-DDDDD
Anonymous
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Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
Anonymous
Fugger
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i'm a stooding star leabing trough de skyyy
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:08:22 No. 187883 Report Quoted By:
>tfw morningstar is still doing this shit
SantaCuck
>>187852 So the podcast began. And the man with the once-dank website was pleased.
But not all was well.
Fugger
Camel Jockey
Fugger
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:08:52 No. 187895 Report Quoted By:
wewladsc
Ozzie Ozzie (ID: tH0/O3lh)
Ozzie Ozzie (ID: tH0/O3lh) ID:pTqYnbCX Sun 07 May 2017 11:08:57 No. 187896 Report Quoted By:
/bant/icoots
Anonymous
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Putting out the fire
Anonymous
orararoaoroaoroaoroaooroaoroaoa
Anonymous
When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"
SantaCuck
>>187884 The new co-host's memery became more dank by the day. Soon, he surpassed the man who ran the once dank website as the supreme memer.
And the man with the once-dank website was not pleased.
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:10:09 No. 187917 Report Quoted By:
>>187900 fuckin noice straya
>>187909 avenge
Fugger
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>>187900 ebin damage :-DDDD
>>187909 abenge
Camel Jockey
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>>187900 W E W
900HP
Best case scenario with 00 dubs m8
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:10:32 No. 187926 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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THE MIGHTY JOJO MUST GOGO PLEASE REMEMBER MY VALOR
>>187909 Anonymous
Fugger
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:10:53 No. 187942 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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i must get above fugger for a moment gogogoog jojoojoj
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:11:12 No. 187951 Report Quoted By:
Fugger
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:11:28 No. 187958 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
I WILL BEAT YOU FUGGER
>>187909 Fugger
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time to ged the 5 and 0
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:11:45 No. 187967 Report Quoted By:
SantaCuck
>>187914 Fuck I am way to high I keep forgettibf to post pic
So the man with the once dank website became bitter at his co-host. He began to resent the memes, and resent the co-host who created them
Anonymous
Camel Jockey
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:12:04 No. 187981 Report Quoted By:
Fugger
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>>187962 beat me in what :-DDD
Anonymous
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:12:21 No. 187988 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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I can hear the voice but I don't want to listen Strap me down and tell me I'll be alright
Fugger
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time for the 000
Anonymous
Fugger
Anonymous
BEAT YOU IN DAMAGE ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:12:58 No. 188000 Report dubs
Anonymous
NONOONON ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>188000 >>187998 i hate you BOTH I AHTE YOUUUU
SantaCuck
>>187975 So the washed up website man hatched a plan, he'd launch a podcast network under his old washed up internet moniker and slowltly squeeze out the co-host
This is when the cuckening began
Anonymous
Fugger
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>>187998 never gonna habben now :-DDDD
>>188000 knight won :-DDDDD
>>188005 >>188012 >>188013 abenge the fallen
Anonymous
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:14:25 No. 188040 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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nickname@rich_punani
Anonymous
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GOOD BYE YOU WILL SEE ME AGAIN
Fugger
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:14:49 No. 188120 Report i'm taking this shit over
Camel Jockey
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>>188000 8000 HP
8000 :DDD
Fugger
Anonymous
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I WILL WATCH THE END OF THIS BEAST THANKYOU FOR THE FIGHT!
Fugger
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>>188120 not enymore :-DDDD
Anonymous
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ONE FINAL ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fugger
Anonymous
Fugger
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>>188145 i might actually kill the beast who eat cheesecake :-DDDD
Camel Jockey
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Die duture :DDDDDD
Anonymous
SantaCuck
>>188032 Then it happened: the memer banged the washed up man's ex at a wedding.
The washed up cuck came in to the podcast crying, and did a final episode without the memer. He pretended the memer didnt exist.
Anonymous
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REZ ME LET ME FINISH ITTT
Fugger
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sure fucking wish nobody would res right now :-DDD
Anonymous
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GOOODBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
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THREE CHEERS FOR SANTA WE'RE ALL GETTING PRESENTS THIS CHRISTMAS
Fugger
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>>188167 stole the kill you cuck :-DDDD
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:17:25 No. 188186 Report Quoted By:
>>188167 good last hit.
gg all
Anonymous
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Check your damn privilege
Anonymous
Camel Jockey
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>>188167 ALL HAIL MONSDER SLAYER
:DDDDDDD
Anonymous
knightyknightyaltright
knightyknightyaltright ID:NO/GlDsw Sun 07 May 2017 11:18:35 No. 188232 Report Quoted By:
>tfw stole top damage with one roll >tfw top avenger
Fugger
Anonymous
Anonymous
SantaCuck
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>>188167 The cuck tried to defame the memer, saying he runs a rape list (?)
The memer then started his own podcast, and now makes $250k per year on his patreon.
The cuck makes less than a tenth of that with his failing podcast network.
That man's name is Maddox. Maddox is a cuck.
SantaCuck
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>>188167 >mfw I barded the monster to death gg lol
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>186782 ok just joined lets do this
Anonymous
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>>188482 CRITICAL HIT BITCH