>>18697687After reading all of the yoga texts and doing some dissection of kidnappees, aliens now believe that stretching the anus, sphincter and rectum and filling it up to the "a-spot" (soiientific definition) forces the intestine to signal to the brain that it is having a severe episode of constipation, which mskes the brain secrete a colossal amount of serotonin and other hormones such as adrenaline and adrenochrome, most of which reaches the intestines and works as an irritant that produces powerful repeated bowel movements. As the rectum is unable to evacuate the alien probe, the intestine and brain ate sent into a loop of hormonal discharges which sends the body and mind into a transe that makes the person much more susceptible to mind control by the aliens, who obviously possess all sorts of telepathic abilities. Meanwhile the probe is analyzing all sorts of biometrics in the human body in order to help the aliens learn about our nature and how our body and mind work, and what sort of abilities we possess.
